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Freak accident
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Inventory control
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Quality control professional for jello wrestling - won't allow sugar-free jello since it's so much more slippery so you travel the globe tasting each vat of jello before the wrestling match
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Bank teller
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Practice test
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On target
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Sous chef
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Head cold
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Pine cone
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Pet photographer
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Wedding DJ
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Christmas dinner
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Wedding planner
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Movie buff
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College history professor
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Sports model
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Gym class instructor
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Greeting cards
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Security guard
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He was so forgetful, like how he conveniently "forgot" to wear pants to my cousin's wedding
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Professional bullriding rodeo clown
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Dental hygienist
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He was sending nudes to everyone, like everyone, including the gardener
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Business partner
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Noodle bowls lessen extra sauce FTAOK
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Line up
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Slow dance
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Chicken fryer
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He was too impatient and wanted to rush everything. I mean, it had only been 2 dates
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He never wanted to wear a shirt on our dates, which was awkward in public