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I don't think it is sad at all. I prefer my orange juice to have a consistent taste. When I buy Tropicana, I want it taste like Tropicana and when I buy Minute Made, I want it to taste like Minute Made. I also have no problem with them adding other ground up pieces of the orange... they would probably be in there if I…

HOW DARE YOU DILUTE YOUR PERFECTLY GOOD VODKA WITH ORANGES!!! YOUR POOR CHILDREN!!! *Shakes head sadly*.

Yeah.... those poor children! No... not the ones being poisoned by having oranges in their orange juice... the ones with crazy over bearing parents who don't let them have orange juice because *gasp!* there are oranges in their orange juice! Poor kids.

It really annoys me when people throw that out there. So if my kid has Lukemia or some other serious illness, are you implying that it was my fault for allowing my kid to eat a happy meal or a piece of cake once in awhile?

I find it easier because of having kids. When eating out, the portions are so crazy unrealistic, that I have taken to ordering one adult meal and sharing it with my youngest rather than ordering an adult meal and a kid's meal. At home I cook healthy food for my kids and myself and watch my portions. When it comes to…

Coke Zero tastes better and has less caffeine (35mg vs 45mg).

I got this for my Husband for Christmas. So, obviously haven't played it, yet. But sounds like fun, since you can't "lose" the game, you turn into a Zombie and can attack the other players. Plus I read that there are limited weapons and survival supplies, so it takes some strategy to win. Sounds like fun to big geek like…

I frequently have dreams where I'm trying to dial 911 but can't hit the right numbers. I hate those. That and Zombies.

Would you like my address and SSN, too?

Eat less and move more.

Being busy, having kids, having a job.... NONE of that makes you exempt from Physiology and Biology. If you want to be fit, you exercise more and eat less. No amount of complaining will grant you a reprieve. You buckle down and do it or you stay fat and unhealthy. Simple as that. I run my own business 60+ hours per week…

Stephevers 7 on the left, 8 on the right.

Permanent, and Fat or Muscle is up to you.

Fixed.

I'm allergic to metal, even the hypoallergenic stuff. So is my Mom and Grandma. I can't have piercings in my ears because of this. Stands to reason that my children are very likely allergic as well, so I won't pierce their ears. However, I don't see it as mean or vain, so if other parents want to do it to their children, I…

*Puts down welding torch*

Try Taco Bell... works for me every time. On a lesser note, though.... there is nothing wrong with going every 2/3 days. It is considered normal to have a bowel movement anywhere from every day to once a week.... as long as it is consistent. Consistency is key, not frequency. Don't start taking laxatives on a regular basis…

Close second: "You can view the boobs if you click on mickmelie's friends list"

"What's wrong, Mickmelie?" "My vagina is bleeding." I like it.

Thing is.... I'm not pretending.... I really am a nerd.... and I need my nerd glasses to see.

Great.... now how will I get my pregnant lady pee fix?

Does your body go "swish swosh swish swosh" when you walk or "glub glub glub" when you roll over in bed? Do you pee more than once per hour? Have your kidneys recently shut down from over consumption of water? Have you recently passed away from excessive water consumption? These are all signs that you're drinking too much…

I eat carbs by the spoonful.

I was that way in school. I never wrote outlines and would breeze through writing the paper all in one sitting. But I would spend days before "outlining", "writing", and "rewriting" the paper in my head (usually in bed or in the shower or while driving) before I'd actually sit down to type it out. Maybe he does it that…

Yeah...... there is that...... but I don't want to learn to love it. I like to like salty nuts.

I don't know what you're talking about. I've worked hard for this.

Under what circumstances does Grimace wear clothes?

... there would be an overabundance of dirty dogs in FdL, WI. ....Yeah.... You just TRY to figure that one out!!!

This thread is retarded.

What kind of drugs do you recommend? Cuz you obviously got the hook up! Lol.