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If I were to give the trainer the befit of the doubt it is possible that he heard "I went out with my husband and got checked out by lots of guys, how hot am I?" Where as what you said, or at least meant was "I went out with my husband and we noticed together that some guys checking me out. We both felt flattered by the…

I'm from England and I travel a lot with work: I can safely say that there are some fantastically good looking women everywhere - with a disproportionately number in Norway, Romania and Russia... But I wouldn't swap any of them for my English-with-Scottish-origins wife.

How is your swimming with your injury? if your running is reduced and you can get hold of a bike how about signing up for another triathlon?

Holy monkeys that's a long post - I read the summary but I'm gonna have to come back for the details! Great work...

OK, water is not enough to handle dehydration properly, You can get sports drinks with or without calories which have electrolytes in - I use High 5 tablets in water when I dont want fuel in my drink, and 2:1 when I do. You typically need fuel after 1 hr of running - about 1 gel (80 cals) every 20-30 minutes depending on…

Did this thread really burn through 2 whole 'continue topics' yesterday?

kymillion: You want me to put my most prominent bits on display? People normally pay good money for that... And by people, I mean me. And by pay, I mean court fine.

Is that what you want? Can you pass me a mirror?

*Tucks away my most prominent bits.*

Should I just have looked at your profiles?

Its nearly the end of the day in England - where are you???

Why is it that the tone has become more civilised in my absence.

Does anybody mind where they are, as long as they get a go?

If I answer that question with the answer I want to give the thread will be locked for sure!!!! So instead I'll say "right 100 thymes they will loose they're virginity when he loses his pants"

Surely you have walked into a field of cows and seen the way they al stare at you? If that's not pure evil, what is?

If he wanted his name spelt correctly he should have changed it to something simpler before inventing his test!!! Like Testes. Everyone would remember "Testes Test"

How can I tell you just how incredibly evil cows are and still make it a question? Maybe I should stop putting milk in my coffee!

Don't you know cows are evil??? Do you think I should get a coffee too?

I like, morally, lose girls. I always leave them somewhere nice!

I'm scared of cows and I have to run through fields of them all the time: why wouldn't I have a hankering for a cattle prod? And is it wrong to keep it in the bedroom? next to the bed? (in case the cows come in the night) - what did you think I wanted it for?

Or play with a cattle prod?

I thought you were into that stuff?

Cattle Prod?

Does it matter if you are giving or receiving carpet burns?

Items 1 & 3 make it sound like between 18 and 20 you had a change of plan and became a porn star... Although I'm pretty sure that's not what you meant!

Happy 18th Birthday

Are carpet burns worth logging?

Do you guys get ANY work done?

Yeah - Our cats tend to throw up when I give them 'Human food' says something about my cooking probably

Is Midol pronounced My Doll? is that a coincidence?