mikeyrp Member

Runs a business teaching dolphins with broken tails to sail (The mainsail goes in the blowhole... Lives in a Igloo Invented the frankfurter Collects stuffed squirrels

No, I don't believe in the supernatural so it would be a waste of time. Would you start a pop bad with me.

No. If Bigfoot wants me he has my number. Would you play leap frog with me?

Is obsessed with kissing kermit the frog. Is the only person with a restraining order from a muppet. makes her cat wear a kermit costume. Makes love to 'its not easy being green' Is a professional cheese taster. Once spent a week eating nothing but marshmellows.

@LeanneJeffers The photo is set in what looks like a gym, but its really a front for a secret military installation where giant mutant ostridge are being breed. The gloves sop your hands being pecked off. Fingers are not considered important. You have a string of ex boyfriends from missions in Australasia. Only one would…

I heard recently someone called BS on the whole carb loading thing.... But you do need to eat enough to keep fueled....

- This might be as simple as a cold - it completely drains me when I have one and everything is super hard to do training wise. - What does your overall food diary look like? It might be a question of overall calories or nutritional mix: I had to up my calories by about 100 at one point to find the sweet spot between…

Eat my hat

@ganzhimself is the puppet of an alien master race. The red 'head phones' are actually the control mechanism and send signals directly to his brain, telling him what to do. His glasses, as well as providing a two way flow of information between gaz and the alien overlords, also have a very clever function for counting the…

If we do for the roots instead of the treetops, can we do a Liquorice allsorts course instead? Would you laugh at my bad puns?

Nah, I'm lazy and would get naked anywhere... Would you find private ryan with me?

@Misshidge64 you are a former con artist who decided to use her skills for good instead of evil. You seek out internet scams and expose them as hoaxes. You like eating eggs any way except scrambled. You play tennis to stay fit. You have a pet snail named George. You wear Shanelle no 5, which you know is a rip off of Chanel…

Which half? And why Fake? This is way too confusing for me.. I'm gonna have to say no. Would you eat a hamburger while sprawled on a muscle car naked with me?

No - I like it here. would you stay in the Matrix with me?

*Gaaahhh* no thanks, I'm on a diet... But I REALLY want that chocolate cake! Would you do a sprint triathlon with me?

Only if I can bring the dog. Would you build a kit car with me?

Yes, Lets egg John Connors home. I hope Arnie isn't in else we are in BIG trouble. Would you learn to tickle salmon with me?

@Misshodge64 - that would give the game away :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: mile: @Anahita_Swims - A-list pop star who uses a fake profile pic on MFP to avoid being identified. Currently single after discovering her X crashed the pink Range Rover into the house.... Again.

Could not be more wrong! @pechepanda OK, lets try again... Is a spy for the Kazakhstan government working under cover in China's Chengdu province: How DO they get those pandas to breed?

@pechepanda works in a bookstore in the childrens department. Is writing the next "50 Shades" in her lunch breaks. In the evenings and weekends she invents cocktails and throws wild parties

Of course I would!!! Would you stop skynet from taking over the world with me?

Erm.. That came out more insulting than I intended: I just meant you look like you could be in TV...

Professional dancer who moonlights as an extra on "The walking dead".

Waitress by day, Crime fighting vigilante by night. Likes mint chock chip ice cream. Has a pet budge called Sue.

Who gets to drive? or are we competing? What the hell, its yes anyhoo.... Would you give me a hug is I needed one?

Why not, I've got two. Would you eat anchovies with me?

I don't even know what it means. So yes. Would you snizzel my nizzel?

No. I don't like Cliff Richards. Would you find love in all the wrong places with me?

Zombies cant run... I hope! And I have no brains, so I'm double safe.... Would you jump a Lamborghini through a ring of fire with me?

yup. one pancake / bowl movement at a time Would you help me cross breed a monkey and and humming bird?