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Ski instructor who is going to have to take some time off. Once taught a banana to dance.
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Nutmeg
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I'd make something up on the spot Would you dance whilst I played?
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Fig newtons
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Don't put words into my mouth! Ventriloquist
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Roast dinner
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I would - but you would ask me to stop pretty quickly. Would you rather I played the guitar?
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Fraggle.
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Lemonade
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Mint
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Literally, you take my boat and you float it. Probably. Maybe its a metaphor. I would rub your feet with an eraser (which we call a rubber in England!).
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@Momf3boys Knitwear designer by day, kilt wearer by night. Plays the bagpipes until 3am. Has deaf neighbors who love for her her cake baking skills. Bakes kick *kitten* chocolate cake. Once talked a lemon into squeezing itself. Has never watched Dr Who. Keeps feminine hygiene products in the fridge.
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No. Its cruel to encase live fish in jelly and its too easy to catch them. Would you float my boat?
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Nope - that was my guess for YOU! (and yes, it is awesome)
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PMSL.... I wish! Mature student at best!!! WWF wrestler and part time cellist
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Seductress specializing in industrial espionage.Leaves a red rose on the bed of her 'victims'. Stole the plans for the original iPhone. Only eats grass.
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Grows and mills her own wheat. Wins competitions as the worlds best cheese toastie maker. Once rode a camel to the shopping mall. Only drinks pink fluids. Makes men pretend to be flightless birds or hamsters on first dates. Once threw a shoe at the president.
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Trains humans to through balls and feed her bacon. Harlequin is the pooch, right?
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Hell Yeah Would you get dressed up as Spongebob and Squidworth so we could do it in style?
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Has trouble with gender recognition.
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Yup, but you should know I'm a song fluzey... https://youtube.com/watch?v=L2cfxv8Pq-Q Would you bother to watch to the whole video?
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No, I could never hurt an animal. (And before you ask, I'm a former veterinarian who now only eats ethically farmed food. In principle I am not against hunting as long as the welfare standards for the animal are high, the kill doesn't cause undue distress and the animal is used as food and not discarded. In practice, I…
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I can't think of anyone from celebrities who deserve that kind of treatment. Oh, wait, you said wish, not p*ss. (That kind of pun works better if someone is talking to you out loud...) Would you put up with my crude attempt at crude humor?
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Retired aircraft gunner who now runs a sweet shop. Makes her own fudge. once melted an iphone in the oven to see what would happen.
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Sure. Although today's breakfast was just plain dirty! Would you work off an 875 Cal breakfast with me?
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Only if you stop me from eating them all Would you go christmas shopping with me?
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Lemon Drops
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napalm in the morning
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Espresso
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China is cool - where do you want to go? I've never been to Hong Kong so that's a must... Will you teach dragon fly's formation flying with me?