mikeyrp Member

No. Its cruel to encase live fish in jelly and its too easy to catch them. Would you float my boat?

Nope - that was my guess for YOU! (and yes, it is awesome)

PMSL.... I wish! Mature student at best!!! WWF wrestler and part time cellist

Seductress specializing in industrial espionage.Leaves a red rose on the bed of her 'victims'. Stole the plans for the original iPhone. Only eats grass.

Grows and mills her own wheat. Wins competitions as the worlds best cheese toastie maker. Once rode a camel to the shopping mall. Only drinks pink fluids. Makes men pretend to be flightless birds or hamsters on first dates. Once threw a shoe at the president.

Trains humans to through balls and feed her bacon. Harlequin is the pooch, right?

Hell Yeah Would you get dressed up as Spongebob and Squidworth so we could do it in style?

Has trouble with gender recognition.

Yup, but you should know I'm a song fluzey... https://youtube.com/watch?v=L2cfxv8Pq-Q Would you bother to watch to the whole video?

No, I could never hurt an animal. (And before you ask, I'm a former veterinarian who now only eats ethically farmed food. In principle I am not against hunting as long as the welfare standards for the animal are high, the kill doesn't cause undue distress and the animal is used as food and not discarded. In practice, I…

I can't think of anyone from celebrities who deserve that kind of treatment. Oh, wait, you said wish, not p*ss. (That kind of pun works better if someone is talking to you out loud...) Would you put up with my crude attempt at crude humor?

Retired aircraft gunner who now runs a sweet shop. Makes her own fudge. once melted an iphone in the oven to see what would happen.

Sure. Although today's breakfast was just plain dirty! Would you work off an 875 Cal breakfast with me?

Only if you stop me from eating them all Would you go christmas shopping with me?

Lemon Drops

napalm in the morning

Espresso

China is cool - where do you want to go? I've never been to Hong Kong so that's a must... Will you teach dragon fly's formation flying with me?

I've never heard of 'road' but I always say no to drugs! Would you join a book club with me?

Lactic acid

So, in summary what we are saying is we need to come up with a sexual work out which allows us to burn, say, 500 Calories without actually detracting from the fun. Lets rule out anything silly like, say, a sex toy powered by a static bicycle, or kiss chase as a form of foreplay and see if we can come up with any serious…

Sure, or we could just make the burgers from scratch... Would you raise cows with me in a way that we can be proud of as animal lovers, and yet still lets us make burgers for a dollar?

No. Fish need money too - there are no victim-less crimes! Would you do a colour run with me?

If I'd given this any real thought I could have added something about kissing as a female survival technique...

Uses his beard to cultivate new forms of algae which will one day save the earth by providing us with photosynthesis converting CO2 to O2 at the point of need. Women will of course suffocate or evolve facial hair.

French what your what? Would you teach me to French braid?

baking bread

Frying doughnuts

Physics lecturer

Sure. I'll bring my chemistry set. Would you please get my dogs smelly pigs ear away from me :(