anubis609 Member

Zapatos.

If they can make a taco vaggie wrap, I'll provide the appropriate cream.

Homemade baby walnut batter. I mean butter.

I suppose that's one way to stabilize triceps when performing that act.

I will assault Thanksgiving dinner like a virgin nymphomaniac.

Use it as glue for gingerbread houses.

Umm... if you're using this site, it's already gone ahead and created the deficit for you, assuming that your goal is to lose weight.

My inflated ego tells me that I am and that's all the verification I need. Also, my fiance says yes. That's a second opinion, therefore it must be true.

It's a day to celebrate the slaughtering of honey glazed swine and flightless fowl, garnished with bread crumbs laced with the entrails of the latter, and accompanied by a canned gelatinous mass of what are supposed to be beets and yam.

Fun fact: The Tinkerbell that flies over Disneyland every night, just before the fireworks go off, is really a family of 4 men who alternate nights to zip-line from the top of the Matterhorn to slam into a padded tree house off-stage. They get paid $1000/night. They tried using an actual female at one point, but she died.…

It's usually easier to slowly cut your intake by 100 - 200 every [other] day, rather than just dropping your calories down by 1000 right away.

I think they're supposed to chafe your crotch so you're forced to move. Genius.

Anubis A.K.A. Phil McRotch A.K.A. B Dub-9 [29 for those unfamiliar with hood-speak]. I have a penis. I play fighters, FPS's, [J]RPG's, action/adventure, strategy, sandbox, anything that piques my interest. Refuse to LARP. I've hit goal and I'm technically on maintenance, but recently I've been enjoying gluttony just to…

I agree. Deep-throating a turkey leg doesn't sound safe. Start with a wing.

Call dibs on the entire turkey.

Being from LA, the only think I can think of is that the LA Weight loss plan is a euphemism for controlled substance use. Seriously, though...what is it?

Yes. /thread

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WIN.

Roto. Rooter.

I've heard it's the *kitten*. True story.

I'll be in Vegas that day. Hotel room Olympics and exhibitions will be performed.

It was great to see my original GT of "Dekinya Mawf" on XBL playing GOW online, just trolling the living *kitten* out of people. Blind headshots with the sniper and pistol-whipping them to death with a magnum without ammo. Good times.

I'm hardly on either system anymore and since my 360 RROD'd on me a couple weeks ago, it's partially a reason why. Till then, you can send me a request, but it may pend for a while. I usually only play fighters online. BlazBlue: Continuum Shift [Extend] whenever the hell it gets released. XBL GT: Diqinya Face PS3: Diqinya…

Depends on how well you rock the hair. I just prefer to have it long enough for me to wrap and pull. Aside from the top of the dome, anything else below the eyebrows should be non-existent.

If that were true, there would be a shortage of p*ssy in the world. And there's plenty for all.

Lolwut? The body stops functioning for certain hours of the day?

Oh noez!!1! T3h interwebz argyuing makes me loose control of my lyfe. Srsly.

MrsCon40. She's buffed, beautiful, and b*tchin'. And an equestrian.

You mean you would prefer we didn't have the capability to reason and make our own choices?