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Nope but it will allow you to log your occurrences.
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You say that like we haven't already done it.
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People that take too long washing their dishes out in the sink at work. Good lord Wendy I could've taken a pottery class and learned to make a bowl in the time it's taking you to clean that thing.
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It's aight you wouldn't get it noways.
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I had an incident after cutting up jalapenos a few weeks ago, that was an agonizing 30 minutes.
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You're going to hear about this on your monthly performance review.
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You literally live as far from most everyone as possible.
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Have you ever considered keeping them together, just to see what happens.
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Breakfast at Tiffany's Olive Garden
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If you run out of scrap, Poplar is a good cheap choice to practice with. Good stuff for builds that you end up painting too.
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Debbie Does Dallas(Texas)
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Measure twice, cut once. Get a new board because you managed to measure wrong twice.
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Good lord that is some beautifully green grass. Would take cigar and lawn care suggestions from you any day.
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Depends, where's the location of the paper cut?
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There's a guy here at work like that. You can tell if he's in his office or not just buy walking within a few feet of the door.
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You're probably the one that called the cops on him. Hope he pees on your tires when he gets off parole.
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What's your company's policy on publicly shaming coworkers?
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Surely they're not over spraying expensive stuff.
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Just got a new bottle of Axe and I'ma make sure everyone knows it!
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Agreed. After my high school job I've always refused to go to a store if there's less than 30 minutes til they close.
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Well miss fancy pants if you've got to put a term with everything then yeah sure, I guess we can call it guacamole.
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All of you all that don't like avocados should try them mashed up with onion, jalapeno, cilantro, tomato, lime juice, and some salt. It changed my outlook on them.
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FTFY
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FTFY
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Cattle prods and whips, got it. Gonna be kinda strange not being at the receiving end of those for once.
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Depends, is your mom named Penny?
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I feel like this thread should be home for you.
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Top shelf
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I've rode a hog before.
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The trick is to pretend you're taking a fitness picture and do a glute spread.
