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I'd see if I could finally understand what all the fuss over Hobby Lobby is about.

I have a GoFundMe created to have the chocolate fountain in every Golden Corral replaced with a statue of me spitting chocolate into the air. Every time I add a new friend I send them the link to it and if they don't donate within two days I cut them. Grandma always said they're not true friends if they don't support…

People watch them then dream of randomly meeting a stranger and falling in love. Makes for easy pickins at the famer's market every weekend.

The gif war that this picture started did get kinda divisive.

Fries in a frosty are the worst. We are now divided! This thread is a success!

Because you forgot the safe word, obviously.

I'll start

There are few more worthy than that gif.

Wouldn't be the first uterus we've destroyed.

I spray mine down three or four times a day.

Darn I thought for a second we had something in common.

Is your name eat, pole, repeat? Or eat pole, repeat?

For me personally it happened during a dull point in the relationship when I was at a bit of a low. There was someone I'd known my entire life and as her and I got to talking it came out that we had always had a bit of thing for each other since we were kids. Temptation got the best of us and it happened, numerous times.…

I'd just beat them at their own game. I can reach a level of annoying that kids could only dream of.

Are you a premium member?

Well everyone knows that Premium members can't get their information stolen so it's sort of like that.

New phone who dis?

Yeah I sorta missed this part when I read that. I still stand by my post though.

Cause they realize getting to hang out with their bro all the time is more fun.

conjugal session

Does DW stand for Damn Wife?

@cee134

Some sloot wouldn't share her ice cream with me, aside from that I haven't done much this year.

To add insult to injury I plan on dieing on a Saturday night so my family can't go to Chick-Fil-A the next day either.

I'd like to lift with Bofa

You ate all the creampuffs at my party.

Ok, great.

Shawty kickin cans (til I die)