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Ok, great.

Shawty kickin cans (til I die)

I got jumped by a guy in a parking lot one time. I caught a glimpse of someone coming up behind me from the reflection of my truck window just before I got hit in the side of the head. I was on the ground while he was kicking me but managed to roll under the vehicle to get away, the whole time he's cussing me and telling…

You could at least dip them in good ice cream if you're going to try and insult me!

RIP Harambe and the Awesome button. Never forget.

Right? And you look fancier smoking them vs meth.

I got so many emails for cigar sales that I eventually quit looking to see if there was anything I was interested in.

I went all out and bought a new pair of laces for my chucks. Normally I don't splurge like that but my credit card wasn't prepared for that free shipping offer.

People were having problems today? I never noticed anything out of the ordinary. Chalk up another win to premium.

You're welcome, good luck keeping yourself under control.

She understands now, I refused to be her friend until she watched it.

I know what you're thinking about right now....

You know if you get his geolocation you can look up live traffic cams from the area and watch for his vehicle. After a week or so you'll be able to pick up on patterns and know exactly when he'll be at a particular red light. It's not stalking if you're doing it for peace of mind.

Me too every time a pissed off spouse makes a call out thread.

Is there such a thing as a fake bacon lover?

But did he score four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon? That's the real question.

Was it this shoe salesman?

A 3 week dry spell.

Easier to snatch them up when they practically walk up and get in the trunk for you.