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Mostly Pull Out Boy
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I know what you mean, I got a sampler pack from a family member last Christmas. Ended up being a lot of sticks just like that, it's the thought that counts though.
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With eyes like that she can have whatever she wants.
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Aware me on the cigar my man.
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Hey now, I'm a gentleman. I bought her dinner before we do anything like that.
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OMG Tiffany!
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Tried, too much pressure. Ended up logging a douche canoe.
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Just lol if you haven't been ignoring the c and calling her @taco_ethes all this time.
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Bad Wolves did a great cover of Zombie, sad that Delores passed and didn't get to add her vocals to it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XaS93WMRQQ
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Five Finger Death Punch has done a pretty good job of making me appreciate originals on multiple occasions.
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Well now that you've given me the idea I might try it.
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Do you mean on the bathroom floor? Or do men actually leave their pants in your toilet?
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Weight Watchers doesn't even have a premium membership....
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When was this? I've been gone for about a week.
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I always assumed moose would have commitment issues.
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Drinking egg whites straight from the carton.
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I told you it might be best to grab a few of those tiny triangle sandwiches so they wouldn't notice how many creampuffs you were eating but you just wouldn't listen to me!
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Dat mustache ride
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This girl asked me to go with her to a friend's party. After we got there she ate all the damn creampuffs and got involved in an awkward confrontation with the party host. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.
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Thrice - Black Honey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9GTEsNf_GU
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The more they think you know, the more they want you to do.