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Well now that you've given me the idea I might try it.

Do you mean on the bathroom floor? Or do men actually leave their pants in your toilet?

Weight Watchers doesn't even have a premium membership....

When was this? I've been gone for about a week.

I always assumed moose would have commitment issues.

Drinking egg whites straight from the carton.

I told you it might be best to grab a few of those tiny triangle sandwiches so they wouldn't notice how many creampuffs you were eating but you just wouldn't listen to me!

Dat mustache ride

This girl asked me to go with her to a friend's party. After we got there she ate all the damn creampuffs and got involved in an awkward confrontation with the party host. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Thrice - Black Honey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9GTEsNf_GU

The more they think you know, the more they want you to do.

If they log key words then I expect some IT guys to try and get her phone number before the end of the day.

He's saying you should Google "bad dragon" and I agree.

Look, just stay away from @CaptainFantastic01 and we wont have a problem. He's mine.

Say the same thing every time I get a new banana hammock.

Wot

It's been almost six years. What's your boob situation lookin' like now?

Bet you change your tone by the time FR# 33 comes up.

ftfy

Oh that makes a lot more sense then.

But a good problem to have.

Why's there sour cream and weeds on top of it?

@DeadliftsAndSprinkles This is top shelf.

Well I make about tree-fiddy, so yeah probably.

Sorry I've been kinda busy at work the past few days.

Oh no I'm wearing a white romper for this. Instead of clay though it's likely going to be me trying to eat a frosty like a normal person and @caco_ethes reaching around trying to dip her fries in it. The end result is still going to look pretty much the same as that scene.

I am, been hired on to spread the great word of MFP Premium to everyone. I've got all the good under armor codes too, get at me.

We can't even spell CT where I live.

Here you go everyone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvaezbLgrws