Just how special IS your MFP relationship?
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Caporegiem wrote: »I once had a thing for a shoe salesman here. I tried not to show it but I think he knew. He thrilled me by sending me a few polite PMs asking me caring and nonintrusive questions about myself. My hopes. My dreams.
But, ah, after what happened here today on that thread, I think it's best to find a boyfriend at the local park during strolling hours or maybe at the diner after the breakfast rush. Just not here at MFP.
Was it this shoe salesman?
He was more slender, more Mediterranean in the nose with strong but less angular cheekbones.1 -
Caporegiem wrote: »I once had a thing for a shoe salesman here. I tried not to show it but I think he knew. He thrilled me by sending me a few polite PMs asking me caring and nonintrusive questions about myself. My hopes. My dreams.
But, ah, after what happened here today on that thread, I think it's best to find a boyfriend at the local park during strolling hours or maybe at the diner after the breakfast rush. Just not here at MFP.
Was it this shoe salesman?
She loved him since Polk High.1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »I once had a thing for a shoe salesman here. I tried not to show it but I think he knew. He thrilled me by sending me a few polite PMs asking me caring and nonintrusive questions about myself. My hopes. My dreams.
But, ah, after what happened here today on that thread, I think it's best to find a boyfriend at the local park during strolling hours or maybe at the diner after the breakfast rush. Just not here at MFP.
This is disappointing. I would give anything to watch you spurn a lover here. It would be a relentless *kitten* of witty and insightful stabs and I’d take so many notes
Maybe someday I'll post a picture of myself and the men will stop avoiding me and at least give me a chance.2 -
Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Before I answer this question, I have one of my own... Polygamy is a thing around here, right?
No.
But polyamory is.
What’s it called when you wanna boink everyone but don’t love them or even really like them?
A 3 week day dry spell.
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Caporegiem wrote: »I once had a thing for a shoe salesman here. I tried not to show it but I think he knew. He thrilled me by sending me a few polite PMs asking me caring and nonintrusive questions about myself. My hopes. My dreams.
But, ah, after what happened here today on that thread, I think it's best to find a boyfriend at the local park during strolling hours or maybe at the diner after the breakfast rush. Just not here at MFP.
Was it this shoe salesman?
He was more slender, more Mediterranean in the nose with strong but less angular cheekbones.
But did he score four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon? That's the real question.4 -
I have to start all my MFP relationships over because MFP will not allow me into my profile, so at the moment I have nothing serious going on....anyone wanna be serious with me? I can offer Doritos and Reese's
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Caporegiem wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »I once had a thing for a shoe salesman here. I tried not to show it but I think he knew. He thrilled me by sending me a few polite PMs asking me caring and nonintrusive questions about myself. My hopes. My dreams.
But, ah, after what happened here today on that thread, I think it's best to find a boyfriend at the local park during strolling hours or maybe at the diner after the breakfast rush. Just not here at MFP.
Was it this shoe salesman?
He was more slender, more Mediterranean in the nose with strong but less angular cheekbones.
But did he score four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon? That's the real question.
No, Ma'am.0 -
RealBaconLover wrote: »I have to start all my MFP relationships over because MFP will not allow me into my profile, so at the moment I have nothing serious going on....anyone wanna be serious with me? I can offer Doritos and Reese's
Is there such a thing as a fake bacon lover?0 -
RealBaconLover wrote: »I have to start all my MFP relationships over because MFP will not allow me into my profile, so at the moment I have nothing serious going on....anyone wanna be serious with me? I can offer Doritos and Reese's
Your profile pic suggests heroin use, so obviously I am in.2 -
CoffeeAndContour wrote: »We’re definitely in love. He’s definitely going to leave his wife and abandon his kids for me. We’re definitely getting married. I’m planning our wedding for August 2019. All are welcome there will be plenty of booze.
Oh good! It's been a while since I got to help plan a MFP wedding. Can I help plan, please?0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »We’re definitely in love. He’s definitely going to leave his wife and abandon his kids for me. We’re definitely getting married. I’m planning our wedding for August 2019. All are welcome there will be plenty of booze.
Oh good! It's been a while since I got to help plan a MFP wedding. Can I help plan, please?
The wedding is not for almost a year. Can I get a hand with the doggone bacchanal? The restraints need sorted. The drums of AstroGlide are late. @caco_ethes will not stay out of the onion dip and I am just at my wit's end here! But sure, just go plan a wedding. When we all end up with salmonella, I am not getting scapegoated.3 -
Caporegiem wrote: »RealBaconLover wrote: »I have to start all my MFP relationships over because MFP will not allow me into my profile, so at the moment I have nothing serious going on....anyone wanna be serious with me? I can offer Doritos and Reese's
Is there such a thing as a fake bacon lover?
Those who love turkey bacon....or this...
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RealBaconLover wrote: »I have to start all my MFP relationships over because MFP will not allow me into my profile, so at the moment I have nothing serious going on....anyone wanna be serious with me? I can offer Doritos and Reese's
Your profile pic suggests heroin use, so obviously I am in.
I'm all out of Heroin....is there any other substance I can use to entice you? Something to turn you into a Golden God!!!!2 -
Love my MFP friends. Each one brings something a little different to the party.3
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caco_ethes wrote: »I once had a thing for a shoe salesman here. I tried not to show it but I think he knew. He thrilled me by sending me a few polite PMs asking me caring and nonintrusive questions about myself. My hopes. My dreams.
But, ah, after what happened here today on that thread, I think it's best to find a boyfriend at the local park during strolling hours or maybe at the diner after the breakfast rush. Just not here at MFP.
This is disappointing. I would give anything to watch you spurn a lover here. It would be a relentless *kitten* of witty and insightful stabs and I’d take so many notes
I have no idea what i typed that got kittened. I thought i put onslaught4 -
I’m new-ish so no relationships made yet, hoping someone will adopt me
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☝🏻 that sounds like my kinda person0
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