Just how special IS your MFP relationship?
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It's serious. She just doesn't know it yet.4
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Tenebrous_D wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
But you're *gasp* MARRIED!
I think we all know by now that stops no one 😂
Tell me what I missed...
Well, some awful person named Alejandro de la Vega y Cantandando seduced a lonely wife who was only looking for a cut and hung friend to lean on in times of need. When she found out that lotsa MFP wives were leaning on Senor de la Vega, she took their torrid affair pubic. It scorched the interwebbernetz with its white hot passion. But in the end, it was a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.4 -
CoffeeAndContour wrote: »We’re definitely in love. He’s definitely going to leave his wife and abandon his kids for me. We’re definitely getting married. I’m planning our wedding for August 2019. All are welcome there will be plenty of booze.
I, uh, I just have the one kid...
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Tenebrous_D wrote: »Tenebrous_D wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
But you're *gasp* MARRIED!
I think we all know by now that stops no one 😂
Tell me what I missed...
Well, some awful person named Alejandro de la Vega y Cantandando seduced a lonely wife who was only looking for a cut and hung friend to lean on in times of need. When she found out that lotsa MFP wives were leaning on Senor de la Vega, she took their torrid affair pubic. It scorched the interwebbernetz with it's white hot passion. But in the end, it was a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
This seems pretty legit really.
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Tenebrous_D wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
But you're *gasp* MARRIED!
I think we all know by now that stops no one 😂
Tell me what I missed...
Well, some awful person named Alejandro de la Vega y Cantandando seduced a lonely wife who was only looking for a cut and hung friend to lean on in times of need. When she found out that lotsa MFP wives were leaning on Senor de la Vega, she took their torrid affair pubic. It scorched the interwebbernetz with its white hot passion. But in the end, it was a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
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Not as special as I thought seeing how they haven't said thank you for all the flowers and edible arrangements I've been sending to their work and home based on the geotagged selfies they keep posting (all for me, I know)6
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Not as special as I thought seeing how they haven't said thank you for all the flowers and edible arrangements I've been sending to their work and home based on the geotagged selfies they keep posting (all for me, I know)
in my defense i've been out of commission the past few days and plus one of those candy apples was rotten on the inside please do better next time.1 -
Before I answer this question, I have one of my own... Polygamy is a thing around here, right?9
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Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Before I answer this question, I have one of my own... Polygamy is a thing around here, right?
No.
But polyamory is.4 -
Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Before I answer this question, I have one of my own... Polygamy is a thing around here, right?
No.
But polyamory is.
What’s it called when you wanna boink everyone but don’t love them or even really like them?5 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Before I answer this question, I have one of my own... Polygamy is a thing around here, right?
No.
But polyamory is.
What’s it called when you wanna boink everyone but don’t love them or even really like them?
depression.7 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Before I answer this question, I have one of my own... Polygamy is a thing around here, right?
No.
But polyamory is.
What’s it called when you wanna boink everyone but don’t love them or even really like them?
A 3 week dry spell.3 -
Not as special as I thought seeing how they haven't said thank you for all the flowers and edible arrangements I've been sending to their work and home based on the geotagged selfies they keep posting (all for me, I know)
in my defense i've been out of commission the past few days and plus one of those candy apples was rotten on the inside please do better next time.
You quoted me! I feel sooo special again!
I'll be sure to one up myself and send something fresh next time!1 -
Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Before I answer this question, I have one of my own... Polygamy is a thing around here, right?
No.
But polyamory is.
What’s it called when you wanna boink everyone but don’t love them or even really like them?
A 3 week dry spell.
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caco_ethes wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Before I answer this question, I have one of my own... Polygamy is a thing around here, right?
No.
But polyamory is.
What’s it called when you wanna boink everyone but don’t love them or even really like them?
My ex's name.3 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Before I answer this question, I have one of my own... Polygamy is a thing around here, right?
No.
But polyamory is.
What’s it called when you wanna boink everyone but don’t love them or even really like them?
Wednesday.1 -
Not as special as I thought seeing how they haven't said thank you for all the flowers and edible arrangements I've been sending to their work and home based on the geotagged selfies they keep posting (all for me, I know)
in my defense i've been out of commission the past few days and plus one of those candy apples was rotten on the inside please do better next time.
You quoted me! I feel sooo special again!
I'll be sure to one up myself and send something fresh next time!
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I once had a thing for a shoe salesman here. I tried not to show it but I think he knew. He thrilled me by sending me a few polite PMs asking me caring and nonintrusive questions about myself. My hopes. My dreams.
But, ah, after what happened here today on that thread, I think it's best to find a boyfriend at the local park during strolling hours or maybe at the diner after the breakfast rush. Just not here at MFP.5 -
I once had a thing for a shoe salesman here. I tried not to show it but I think he knew. He thrilled me by sending me a few polite PMs asking me caring and nonintrusive questions about myself. My hopes. My dreams.
But, ah, after what happened here today on that thread, I think it's best to find a boyfriend at the local park during strolling hours or maybe at the diner after the breakfast rush. Just not here at MFP.
Was it this shoe salesman?
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Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Before I answer this question, I have one of my own... Polygamy is a thing around here, right?
No.
But polyamory is.
If everyone was ok with sharing around here, then you would be correct.1 -
I once had a thing for a shoe salesman here. I tried not to show it but I think he knew. He thrilled me by sending me a few polite PMs asking me caring and nonintrusive questions about myself. My hopes. My dreams.
But, ah, after what happened here today on that thread, I think it's best to find a boyfriend at the local park during strolling hours or maybe at the diner after the breakfast rush. Just not here at MFP.
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Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Before I answer this question, I have one of my own... Polygamy is a thing around here, right?
No.
But polyamory is.
If everyone was ok with sharing around here, then you would be correct.
Live image of dozens of MFP users at this very second:
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I once had a thing for a shoe salesman here. I tried not to show it but I think he knew. He thrilled me by sending me a few polite PMs asking me caring and nonintrusive questions about myself. My hopes. My dreams.
But, ah, after what happened here today on that thread, I think it's best to find a boyfriend at the local park during strolling hours or maybe at the diner after the breakfast rush. Just not here at MFP.
This is disappointing. I would give anything to watch you spurn a lover here. It would be a relentless torrent of witty and insightful stabs and I’d take so many notes
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