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Reckoner68 wrote: »isalsayourface123 wrote: »Unwilling to share their hashbrowns
My recent craving
Potatoes by another name
Mmmmhm. Share.1 -
isalsayourface123 wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »isalsayourface123 wrote: »Unwilling to share their hashbrowns
My recent craving
Potatoes by another name
Mmmmhm. Share.
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I have a GoFundMe created to have the chocolate fountain in every Golden Corral replaced with a statue of me spitting chocolate into the air. Every time I add a new friend I send them the link to it and if they don't donate within two days I cut them. Grandma always said they're not true friends if they don't support strangers being forced to eat chocolate that's pouring down a naked statue of you.4
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Caporegiem wrote: »I have a GoFundMe created to have the chocolate fountain in every Golden Corral replaced with a statue of me spitting chocolate into the air. Every time I add a new friend I send them the link to it and if they don't donate within two days I cut them. Grandma always said they're not true friends if they don't support strangers being forced to eat chocolate that's pouring down a naked statue of you.
That system takes a lot of the guesswork out of the friendship-process, which is good0 -
Caporegiem wrote: »I have a GoFundMe created to have the chocolate fountain in every Golden Corral replaced with a statue of me spitting chocolate into the air. Every time I add a new friend I send them the link to it and if they don't donate within two days I cut them. Grandma always said they're not true friends if they don't support strangers being forced to eat chocolate that's pouring down a naked statue of you.
I'll bring the strawberries.0 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »i have a special extension installed on my cracked version of the mfp app that uses an algorithm to create a ratio comparing hours_logged_in : hugs_received, it automagically deletes anyone on my friends list that falls below the baseline friend quotient
*fears inadequacy*1 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »i have a special extension installed on my cracked version of the mfp app that uses an algorithm to create a ratio comparing hours_logged_in : hugs_received, it automagically deletes anyone on my friends list that falls below the baseline friend quotient
*fears inadequacy*
oh its been further modded so anyone who contributes to inspirings_received has lifetime immunity
That's very... inspiring.3 -
I've been known to drunk delete before. 😬2
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Same as most everybody here;
- Send a FR, then never interact (why?)
- Excessive political posting (A - I don't care, and B - that's what FB is for)
- Post items that indicate disordered eating / OCD behaviors (I'm not equipped to help)1 -
I don't exist except to post here sometimes so it's useless to have me as a friend.2
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Delete. Delete. Block.0
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As I have been deleted by several friends lately (and I have no idea why), I'm curious....what are some reasons you would toss someone off your friend list?
It's ok if the answers are petty.
It’s probably because your fitness routine is not up to standards with the people on this fitness website. Few people are which is why I have a few friends on here3 -
Bridge_marie wrote: »
I'm trying to think this through and it's blowing my mind0 -
If they make discriminatory remarks about my cereal choices. Why can't a man enjoy a bowl of Froot Loops these days?2
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Bridge_marie wrote: »
Gross. Cereal at night...defriend.0 -
As I have been deleted by several friends lately (and I have no idea why), I'm curious....what are some reasons you would toss someone off your friend list?
It's ok if the answers are petty.
Friend me if you like.
Some disappear due to over posting...lack of posting...
Hope this helps
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First, Id have to wonder how the hell they got on there. Other than that very large hurdle:
Talk to me before coffee
Post the daily cut n paste greeting thats sent to every friend
Too motivational. I know, I'm crabby, but I don't want a daily motivational quote.
Asks me to help motivate them
Can't deal with chunks in their smooth peanut butter
Wants to argue about politics, sports, religion
Doesn't like gouda cheese
Prefers floppy bacon
Likes fruity pebbles more than Cocoa pebbles
Thinks Anchorman is hilarious
Cant quote Princess Bride
Thinks coffee is gross
Hashtags too much
Thinks Friends is even in the top 75 all time sitcoms
Prefers Picard to Kirk
Thinks Pierce Brosnan is the best Bond
Doesn't laugh at the Fabio hit in face by bird photo
Yankees fans
Mets fans
Has wooden signs with the words "Love, Live, Laugh" in any order
Doesnt use coconut oil as a personal lubricant
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Pandemonium_ wrote: »First, Id have to wonder how the hell they got on there. Other than that very large hurdle:
Talk to me before coffee
Post the daily cut n paste greeting thats sent to every friend
Too motivational. I know, I'm crabby, but I don't want a daily motivational quote.
Asks me to help motivate them
Can't deal with chunks in their smooth peanut butter
Wants to argue about politics, sports, religion
Doesn't like gouda cheese
Prefers floppy bacon
Likes fruity pebbles more than Cocoa pebbles
Thinks Anchorman is hilarious
Cant quote Princess Bride
Thinks coffee is gross
Hashtags too much
Thinks Friends is even in the top 75 all time sitcoms
Prefers Picard to Kirk
Thinks Pierce Brosnan is the best Bond
Doesn't laugh at the Fabio hit in face by bird photo
Yankees fans
Mets fans
Has wooden signs with the words "Love, Live, Laugh" in any order
Doesnt use coconut oil as a personal lubricant
Keep being amazing.
#haveagreatday
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Pandemonium_ wrote: »First, Id have to wonder how the hell they got on there. Other than that very large hurdle:
Talk to me before coffee
Post the daily cut n paste greeting thats sent to every friend
Too motivational. I know, I'm crabby, but I don't want a daily motivational quote.
Asks me to help motivate them
Can't deal with chunks in their smooth peanut butter
Wants to argue about politics, sports, religion
Doesn't like gouda cheese
Prefers floppy bacon
Likes fruity pebbles more than Cocoa pebbles
Thinks Anchorman is hilarious
Cant quote Princess Bride
Thinks coffee is gross
Hashtags too much
Thinks Friends is even in the top 75 all time sitcoms
Prefers Picard to Kirk
Thinks Pierce Brosnan is the best Bond
Doesn't laugh at the Fabio hit in face by bird photo
Yankees fans
Mets fans
Has wooden signs with the words "Love, Live, Laugh" in any order
Doesnt use coconut oil as a personal lubricant
THAT’s why you deleted me? *kitten*.1 -
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Pandemonium_ wrote: »First, Id have to wonder how the hell they got on there. Other than that very large hurdle:
Talk to me before coffee
Post the daily cut n paste greeting thats sent to every friend
Too motivational. I know, I'm crabby, but I don't want a daily motivational quote.
Asks me to help motivate them
Can't deal with chunks in their smooth peanut butter
Wants to argue about politics, sports, religion
Doesn't like gouda cheese
Prefers floppy bacon
Likes fruity pebbles more than Cocoa pebbles
Thinks Anchorman is hilarious
Cant quote Princess Bride
Thinks coffee is gross
Hashtags too much
Thinks Friends is even in the top 75 all time sitcoms
Prefers Picard to Kirk
Thinks Pierce Brosnan is the best Bond
Doesn't laugh at the Fabio hit in face by bird photo
Yankees fans
Mets fans
Has wooden signs with the words "Love, Live, Laugh" in any order
Doesnt use coconut oil as a personal lubricant
THAT’s why you deleted me? *kitten*.
Stop motivating me!0 -
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Bridge_marie wrote: »isalsayourface123 wrote: »Bridge_marie wrote: »
Gross. Cereal at night...defriend.
How do you feel about rice crispy treats? 🤨
Friend request sent ❤0 -
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Pierce Brosnan is the second best Bond.
Die Hard is a CHRISTMAS movie
I love making rice crispy treats0 -
Pandemonium_ wrote: »First, Id have to wonder how the hell they got on there. Other than that very large hurdle:
Talk to me before coffee
Post the daily cut n paste greeting thats sent to every friend
Too motivational. I know, I'm crabby, but I don't want a daily motivational quote.
Asks me to help motivate them
Can't deal with chunks in their smooth peanut butter
Wants to argue about politics, sports, religion
Doesn't like gouda cheese
Prefers floppy bacon
Likes fruity pebbles more than Cocoa pebbles
Thinks Anchorman is hilarious
Cant quote Princess Bride
Thinks coffee is gross
Hashtags too much
Thinks Friends is even in the top 75 all time sitcoms
Prefers Picard to Kirk
Thinks Pierce Brosnan is the best Bond
Doesn't laugh at the Fabio hit in face by bird photo
Yankees fans
Mets fans
Has wooden signs with the words "Love, Live, Laugh" in any order
Doesnt use coconut oil as a personal lubricant
Wait... did I write this? Get out of my head!1 -
People who bash their significant others regularly usually get the axe, as do those who are married and flirting too much1
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