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  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Unwilling to share their hashbrowns

    My recent craving :o

    Potatoes by another name

    Mmmmhm. Share.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Unwilling to share their hashbrowns

    My recent craving :o

    Potatoes by another name

    Mmmmhm. Share.

    DONE
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    I have a GoFundMe created to have the chocolate fountain in every Golden Corral replaced with a statue of me spitting chocolate into the air. Every time I add a new friend I send them the link to it and if they don't donate within two days I cut them. Grandma always said they're not true friends if they don't support strangers being forced to eat chocolate that's pouring down a naked statue of you.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    I have a GoFundMe created to have the chocolate fountain in every Golden Corral replaced with a statue of me spitting chocolate into the air. Every time I add a new friend I send them the link to it and if they don't donate within two days I cut them. Grandma always said they're not true friends if they don't support strangers being forced to eat chocolate that's pouring down a naked statue of you.

    That system takes a lot of the guesswork out of the friendship-process, which is good
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    I have a GoFundMe created to have the chocolate fountain in every Golden Corral replaced with a statue of me spitting chocolate into the air. Every time I add a new friend I send them the link to it and if they don't donate within two days I cut them. Grandma always said they're not true friends if they don't support strangers being forced to eat chocolate that's pouring down a naked statue of you.

    I'll bring the strawberries.
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    i have a special extension installed on my cracked version of the mfp app that uses an algorithm to create a ratio comparing hours_logged_in : hugs_received, it automagically deletes anyone on my friends list that falls below the baseline friend quotient

    *fears inadequacy*
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    i have a special extension installed on my cracked version of the mfp app that uses an algorithm to create a ratio comparing hours_logged_in : hugs_received, it automagically deletes anyone on my friends list that falls below the baseline friend quotient

    *fears inadequacy*

    oh its been further modded so anyone who contributes to inspirings_received has lifetime immunity

    That's very... inspiring.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    I've been known to drunk delete before. 😬
  • bennettinfinity
    bennettinfinity Posts: 865 Member
    Same as most everybody here;
    - Send a FR, then never interact (why?)
    - Excessive political posting (A - I don't care, and B - that's what FB is for)
    - Post items that indicate disordered eating / OCD behaviors (I'm not equipped to help)
  • mtndewme
    mtndewme Posts: 724 Member
    I don't exist except to post here sometimes so it's useless to have me as a friend.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Just_Mel_ wrote: »
    I've been known to drunk delete before. 😬

    same here.....

    just a different verb
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    mtndewme wrote: »
    I don't exist except to post here sometimes so it's useless to have me as a friend.

    Sounds like somebody needs a friend...!!!
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Delete. Delete. Block.
  • RevGym2
    RevGym2 Posts: 252 Member
    Just_Mel_ wrote: »
    As I have been deleted by several friends lately (and I have no idea why), I'm curious....what are some reasons you would toss someone off your friend list?
    It's ok if the answers are petty.

    It’s probably because your fitness routine is not up to standards with the people on this fitness website. Few people are which is why I have a few friends on here
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    AyeRon18 wrote: »
    I def wanna make some sort of connection with people. If it's not there I usually delete them.

    He gone.....

    I'm trying to think this through and it's blowing my mind
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    If they make discriminatory remarks about my cereal choices. Why can't a man enjoy a bowl of Froot Loops these days?
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    kam26001 wrote: »
    If they make discriminatory remarks about my cereal choices. Why can't a man enjoy a bowl of Froot Loops these days?


    Especially at night. It tastes better at night.

    Gross. Cereal at night...defriend.
  • paddydiver24
    paddydiver24 Posts: 566 Member
    Just_Mel_ wrote: »
    As I have been deleted by several friends lately (and I have no idea why), I'm curious....what are some reasons you would toss someone off your friend list?
    It's ok if the answers are petty.

    Friend me if you like.

    Some disappear due to over posting...lack of posting...

    Hope this helps
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    First, Id have to wonder how the hell they got on there. Other than that very large hurdle:
    Talk to me before coffee
    Post the daily cut n paste greeting thats sent to every friend
    Too motivational. I know, I'm crabby, but I don't want a daily motivational quote.
    Asks me to help motivate them
    Can't deal with chunks in their smooth peanut butter
    Wants to argue about politics, sports, religion
    Doesn't like gouda cheese
    Prefers floppy bacon
    Likes fruity pebbles more than Cocoa pebbles
    Thinks Anchorman is hilarious
    Cant quote Princess Bride
    Thinks coffee is gross
    Hashtags too much
    Thinks Friends is even in the top 75 all time sitcoms
    Prefers Picard to Kirk
    Thinks Pierce Brosnan is the best Bond
    Doesn't laugh at the Fabio hit in face by bird photo
    Yankees fans
    Mets fans
    Has wooden signs with the words "Love, Live, Laugh" in any order
    Doesnt use coconut oil as a personal lubricant









  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    First, Id have to wonder how the hell they got on there. Other than that very large hurdle:
    Talk to me before coffee
    Post the daily cut n paste greeting thats sent to every friend
    Too motivational. I know, I'm crabby, but I don't want a daily motivational quote.
    Asks me to help motivate them
    Can't deal with chunks in their smooth peanut butter
    Wants to argue about politics, sports, religion
    Doesn't like gouda cheese
    Prefers floppy bacon
    Likes fruity pebbles more than Cocoa pebbles
    Thinks Anchorman is hilarious
    Cant quote Princess Bride
    Thinks coffee is gross
    Hashtags too much
    Thinks Friends is even in the top 75 all time sitcoms
    Prefers Picard to Kirk
    Thinks Pierce Brosnan is the best Bond
    Doesn't laugh at the Fabio hit in face by bird photo
    Yankees fans
    Mets fans
    Has wooden signs with the words "Love, Live, Laugh" in any order
    Doesnt use coconut oil as a personal lubricant









    Keep being amazing.

    #haveagreatday

  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    First, Id have to wonder how the hell they got on there. Other than that very large hurdle:
    Talk to me before coffee
    Post the daily cut n paste greeting thats sent to every friend
    Too motivational. I know, I'm crabby, but I don't want a daily motivational quote.
    Asks me to help motivate them
    Can't deal with chunks in their smooth peanut butter
    Wants to argue about politics, sports, religion
    Doesn't like gouda cheese
    Prefers floppy bacon
    Likes fruity pebbles more than Cocoa pebbles
    Thinks Anchorman is hilarious
    Cant quote Princess Bride
    Thinks coffee is gross
    Hashtags too much
    Thinks Friends is even in the top 75 all time sitcoms
    Prefers Picard to Kirk
    Thinks Pierce Brosnan is the best Bond
    Doesn't laugh at the Fabio hit in face by bird photo
    Yankees fans
    Mets fans
    Has wooden signs with the words "Love, Live, Laugh" in any order
    Doesnt use coconut oil as a personal lubricant









    THAT’s why you deleted me? *kitten*.
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  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    First, Id have to wonder how the hell they got on there. Other than that very large hurdle:
    Talk to me before coffee
    Post the daily cut n paste greeting thats sent to every friend
    Too motivational. I know, I'm crabby, but I don't want a daily motivational quote.
    Asks me to help motivate them
    Can't deal with chunks in their smooth peanut butter
    Wants to argue about politics, sports, religion
    Doesn't like gouda cheese
    Prefers floppy bacon
    Likes fruity pebbles more than Cocoa pebbles
    Thinks Anchorman is hilarious
    Cant quote Princess Bride
    Thinks coffee is gross
    Hashtags too much
    Thinks Friends is even in the top 75 all time sitcoms
    Prefers Picard to Kirk
    Thinks Pierce Brosnan is the best Bond
    Doesn't laugh at the Fabio hit in face by bird photo
    Yankees fans
    Mets fans
    Has wooden signs with the words "Love, Live, Laugh" in any order
    Doesnt use coconut oil as a personal lubricant









    THAT’s why you deleted me? *kitten*.

    Stop motivating me!
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    I delete people who:

    1) Add me and don't even bother to introduce themselves or interact.
    2) Post about religion and/or politics constantly.
    3) Make weird suggestive comments and/or send creepy messages.
    4) Are inactive for ages.

    Sounds about right

  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    kam26001 wrote: »
    If they make discriminatory remarks about my cereal choices. Why can't a man enjoy a bowl of Froot Loops these days?


    Especially at night. It tastes better at night.

    Gross. Cereal at night...defriend.

    How do you feel about rice crispy treats? 🤨

    Friend request sent ❤
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    Just_Mel_ wrote: »
    I've been known to drunk delete before. 😬

    That so?
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    kam26001 wrote: »
    If they make discriminatory remarks about my cereal choices. Why can't a man enjoy a bowl of Froot Loops these days?

    It better have marshmallows or GTFOH.
  • paddydiver24
    paddydiver24 Posts: 566 Member
    Pierce Brosnan is the second best Bond.
    Die Hard is a CHRISTMAS movie
    I love making rice crispy treats
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    First, Id have to wonder how the hell they got on there. Other than that very large hurdle:
    Talk to me before coffee
    Post the daily cut n paste greeting thats sent to every friend
    Too motivational. I know, I'm crabby, but I don't want a daily motivational quote.
    Asks me to help motivate them
    Can't deal with chunks in their smooth peanut butter
    Wants to argue about politics, sports, religion
    Doesn't like gouda cheese
    Prefers floppy bacon
    Likes fruity pebbles more than Cocoa pebbles
    Thinks Anchorman is hilarious
    Cant quote Princess Bride
    Thinks coffee is gross
    Hashtags too much
    Thinks Friends is even in the top 75 all time sitcoms
    Prefers Picard to Kirk
    Thinks Pierce Brosnan is the best Bond
    Doesn't laugh at the Fabio hit in face by bird photo
    Yankees fans
    Mets fans
    Has wooden signs with the words "Love, Live, Laugh" in any order
    Doesnt use coconut oil as a personal lubricant









    Wait... did I write this? Get out of my head!
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    People who bash their significant others regularly usually get the axe, as do those who are married and flirting too much
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