Your last moments on this round rock floating in space

DickVernon
DickVernon Posts: 257 Member
edited December 8 in Chit-Chat
You’re slowly dying. In bed, counting down the hours.

What season of the year would you like to depart? Christmas time, listening to Bing, Frank or Perry while staring at the Christmas tree?

Or a spring day listening to a breeze and birds chirping?

Or feel the heat of a hot summer day while cicadas scream in the distant?

Or what?
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  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
    I don’t wanna die so I’m not even gonna think about it
  • RunsWithBees
    RunsWithBees Posts: 1,508 Member
    Doesn’t matter what season it is, no bed for me... running or crawling, I’m going out on my beloved trails!
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    i just wanna find myself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on my face.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    @Caporegiem told me his plan and honestly it’s so beautiful that I want to die this way too. Everyone around his deathbed says their tearful goodbyes and it’s all emotional as everyone accepts the painful awful truth of what’s happening.. but then he plans to just sit around and not die and make it weird and awkward for as long as possible. His goal is to hang on at least until Chick-fil-A closes because he’s pretty sure that’s where his loved ones were hoping to go next.

    To add insult to injury I plan on dieing on a Saturday night so my family can't go to Chick-Fil-A the next day either.

    Make them put the quote "It was my pleasure." on your headstone.
  • InkgirlKC
    InkgirlKC Posts: 251 Member
    The whole Chick-Fil-A is very funny! :D
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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    As long as it's quick, I don't care. I don't want a long drawn out decline where I have to wear diapers and be spoon fed.
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  • skctilidie
    skctilidie Posts: 1,404 Member
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    As long as it's quick, I don't care. I don't want a long drawn out decline where I have to wear diapers and be spoon fed.

    This. Also, if I get a choice, make it autumn so that I can enjoy the summer and avoid the winter.
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    DickVernon wrote: »
    You’re slowly dying. In bed, counting down the hours.

    Slowly? Bed?!

    Oh, no. No, not me. I'm'a rollerblade in a pink tutu right out of the nursing home when my time comes. Guns blazing.

    It'll be on my birthday, right after sharing cake with the other degenerates in the home. Sunny day, dry pavement. Perfect weather to go out in style.
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  • FitnTrimSteve
    FitnTrimSteve Posts: 664 Member
    I’ve always known. I’ll die alone. Fighting Klingons on a distan planet.

    Seriously how I go doesn’t matter. How I lived is more important. I just don’t want it to be a painful agonizing death.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    DickVernon wrote: »
    You’re slowly dying. In bed, counting down the hours.

    Slowly? Bed?!

    Oh, no. No, not me. I'm'a rollerblade in a pink tutu right out of the nursing home when my time comes. Guns blazing.

    It'll be on my birthday, right after sharing cake with the other degenerates in the home. Sunny day, dry pavement. Perfect weather to go out in style.

    This reminds me of the time i worked in a sleazeball hotel which we will call Econo Dump, and I had a patron who repeatedly came up to the front desk.

    On a bike.

    Naked.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    DickVernon wrote: »
    You’re slowly dying. In bed, counting down the hours.

    Slowly? Bed?!

    Oh, no. No, not me. I'm'a rollerblade in a pink tutu right out of the nursing home when my time comes. Guns blazing.

    It'll be on my birthday, right after sharing cake with the other degenerates in the home. Sunny day, dry pavement. Perfect weather to go out in style.

    This reminds me of the time i worked in a sleazeball hotel which we will call Econo Dump, and I had a patron who repeatedly came up to the front desk.

    On a bike.

    Naked.

    ONE time I did that and you're never gonna let me live it down huh

    I SAID my air conditioner was broken and y'all just wouldn't send anyone to fix it how else was I meant to get my point across
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    edited December 2018
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    DickVernon wrote: »
    You’re slowly dying. In bed, counting down the hours.

    Slowly? Bed?!

    Oh, no. No, not me. I'm'a rollerblade in a pink tutu right out of the nursing home when my time comes. Guns blazing.

    It'll be on my birthday, right after sharing cake with the other degenerates in the home. Sunny day, dry pavement. Perfect weather to go out in style.

    This reminds me of the time i worked in a sleazeball hotel which we will call Econo Dump, and I had a patron who repeatedly came up to the front desk.

    On a bike.

    Naked.

    ONE time I did that and you're never gonna let me live it down huh

    I SAID my air conditioner was broken and y'all just wouldn't send anyone to fix it how else was I meant to get my point across

    Edited because nobody likes a dangling participle
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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    When my time comes I want to be dropped off a plane in a Rogue costume over the Mississippi river. When I open the chute a bunch of silverware such as forks and knives come out instead of the parachute.

    this one speaks to me
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Id tell everyone that my dying wish is for them to all eat fries dipped in their frosty
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    I'll the oldest hottest dancer at the Copa Cabana, it's in North of Havana ....I'll be wearing yellow feathers in my hair, and a dress cut down to there, and all the regulars will call me Lola....and I'll die of the drink and heartache,..they'll sing songs about me someday....or maybe they'll call me my given name, Mandy😏
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    I 💗 @FeelinFooFoo 😍😋😘
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    I just want someone to tie me up in a hefty bag and yeet me into a drainage pipe off the highway somewhere with a note attached that says "congratulations you've found the first clue! you are now one step closer to being a billionaire!"

    ideally this will be during the summer months so I get discovered pretty quickly.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    I just want someone to tie me up in a hefty bag and yeet me into a drainage pipe off the highway somewhere with a note attached that says "congratulations you've found the first clue! you are now one step closer to being a billionaire!"

    ideally this will be during the summer months so I get discovered pretty quickly.

    This seems like a huge waste of your pretty face, no necro
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    I just want someone to tie me up in a hefty bag and yeet me into a drainage pipe off the highway somewhere with a note attached that says "congratulations you've found the first clue! you are now one step closer to being a billionaire!"

    ideally this will be during the summer months so I get discovered pretty quickly.

    This seems like a huge waste of your pretty face, no necro

    yeah but then I'd prob end up with my own Wikipedia entry at least
  • Rileyjomadison
    Rileyjomadison Posts: 1,037 Member
    edited December 2018
    Hoping for the rapature to happen before i pass
  • Rileyjomadison
    Rileyjomadison Posts: 1,037 Member
    I hope Jesus will rapture me long before then but if not sometime in april when i reach 120 with all of my loved ones surrounding me
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    I would choose January. That way i get Christmas with family and new years. What would i be doing riding a harley to where ever the party is at
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