Melissaf0925

*scoots over* Bendy straw?

Bring margaritas and I promise not to be a blanket hog. :devil:

I was just wishing I had a beach blanket & bathing suit or something for lunch which is about as close to topless as I will get at work (I work in the ghetto)...

Wanting is half the fun... Especially when you finally get what you've lusted after for so long.

I seriously needed the giggle from reading the pie exchange... lol. But now I want a Whataburger pie and I am in the WRONG state to be able to get one.

*waves* Thanks! Glad to be here...

Thank you, I stumbled across this thread and now all I can here in the back of my mind is Mel Brooks going "Hump-Death?! Hump-Death!? Hump-Death!?"

You are basically doing a version of Paleo/Primal. Be sure to up your fat intake. I cook everything in bacon or rendered pork fat instead of butter, I use olive oil exclusively and I eat ridiculous amount of avocado.

I do Crossfit (which is similar to Insanity) and I was about 45 lbs overweight when I started. If you scale exercises until you can do them at full steam you still get benefits. Don't get discouraged.

People tend to not realize how easy it is to do. Scenario: I'm going out with the girls to Friday's for dinner, its been like for-ev-va! since I have seen them... Sally & I decide we are going to split the JD Sesame chicken strips (a mere 550 calories right there) along with the Green Bean fries, I mean come on, they ARE a…

A stone is 14 lbs. Humourously, I am American, I just watch a LOT of BBC.

Last night was probably 2500 (I was starving and I didn't eat enough the day before). I'm sure nights when I was out drinking it was probably easily 2000+ JUST in alcohol. It is what it is... I occasionally spend too much on shoes and purses, and I do the same with food.

^ That just made me giggle...

Don't get discouraged. If you are working out in addition to tracking & modifying what you eat (I hate the word dieting), you may actually gain weight as your body builds muscle faster than you burn fat. The good thing with that is, you will be getting smaller physically even if the scale doesn't show it. I have had this…

Hell yes! But my "cheats" involve gluten, refined sugar or any of the other things I don't normally eat. I do paleo because it is not a diet, its become my life. I have tried to find substitutes for the "forbidden" foods but sometimes I just really want a hoagie or a chocolate chip cookie. I work out enough (twice a day 3…

* Has kids who are absolutely WRETCHED in public. When it comes down to it, Joe Public always looks at the female like she is the jerk when a kid misbehaves in public. I was raised with manners, and would behave while out at a very young age. If your child is the one everyone rolls their eyes at in a restaurant, I really…