Melissaf0925

Message of the week!

There is a weird backlash against Crossfit going on. I guess it is a very "bro" culture (its not "right" for girls to lift weights) and people don't understand it. Personally I ran into more of a "*****" culture at a regular gym than I do my box. There was something on Jezabel…

I did it 3 years ago with no training what so ever. Its not that bad. I do crossfit & run to train for Tough Mudder.

A follow up from yesterday's message about the soft hands (please don't drink anything while reading): "(Him) Well you have not met me yet and I will say I have the softest hands you have ever felt on a man and a woman not even kidding lol my last relationship was with a woman that was a lesbian and she told me making love…

Please?!? :laugh:

Absolutely EPIC! And really... I wish I could do something like this to the ****tard who dumped her project on me today.

I already offered you a hand waiver. lol.

I'd jump your bones based off the description of your closet. lol. I like a guy who doesn't dress like he is 12.

In the eternal words of Ron Popeil "But WAIT!... There's MORE!!!!!!!" http://hooli-adventuresindating.blogspot.com/ I'm still trying to figure out my "polite" excuses, cause "I'm sorry, I couldn't date a vegan, Buddist, beautician with a woman's hands with a straight face, let alone bring you to a crossfit event where all…

Pepperoni Sausage & Onion Pizza (if I want to deal with the repercussions of being allergic to gluten) or a root beer & Sailor Jerry ice cream float.

I have a whole pile of stuff you can iron... lol.

I got the message while I was driving. Thank GOD I was at a stop light or I would have caused a wreck I was laughing so hard. I want a guy who can keep up with me and who can lift more than me. And yeah, they kinda have to have jacked up Crossfit hands.

Harvo... you can be my exception to the rule as long as you promise to help by putting my stockings on me with the seams straight. :devil: I just can't seem to do it without runners with my knarly jacked up man hands.

Morning all... I feel the need to share this message keeping in the topic of massages. A guy I am talking to on a dating site offered me a massage after tough mudder and then said he was worried about me falling in love with him because the quality of his massages. After this message, I'm NOT too worried about that: "Well…

*takes bow* I am the queen of the nicely worded (I did completely degrade in the 2nd paragraph) **** off email. She is right on CF being dangerous! I just inhaled my coffee by accident and my abs & ribs hurt so much (I hate day 2 muscle aches, thank god tomorrow is a full rest day) I can't even cough right! hahahaha!

Drink more Kool-AID! lol.

Thanks. :blushing: I just hate when people bandy the word addiction around without understanding what it (at least to me) truly means. And she really hit a nerve because I don't tell people how to live their life.

"Please ma'am! Step away from the barbell, put the kettlebell down slowly and no one will get hurt." *piff*

I just got a message from her. This was my reply: "Thank you very much for your "concern" about my "addiction" to Crossfit. As someone who finally quit smoking after 21 YEARS, and was finally able to go off large amounts of heart medicines with some very nasty side effects (as per my Cardiologist's direction) thanks to the…

And he survived this encounter HOW!?! I probably would have gone all praying mantis on his *kitten*.

Hopefully that 2 minutes was all he lasted until he tore your clothes off... If not, he sure as HELL had better of spent the next 2 hours making it up to you!

Morning/Afternoon All!

Thank you Juice (wait... errrrrrrrr! Lol)! I have started hitting the point of gaining back weight but now it is all muscle.

Hi!

My profile picture... I've lost 45 lbs and probably 8+ inches off my waist since I started 13 months ago.

I'm kind of jealous that you are all close enough to form a team. :-( I want a KoD team.

If I had the money for the flight I'd TOTALLY run it again with you! My boss probably would get annoyed but...

*sighs & laughs* I apparently cannot read today. I blame it on being up at 5 am to run after waking up a lot during the night.

Define god's own country cause 90% of the US tries to lay claim to that title.

Unfortunately... Pennsylvania. I live in the US. But at some point I would totally consider a vacation that coincides with a long distance mud run.