The kiss of death!!!!!
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So I was driving down one of the larger streets here in my city. Four lanes, 2 lanes on each side. I was in the right lane, the whole ****ing street was wide open, when a car full of doucebags with fauxhawks and chin straps in a shiny Lexus with rims pulls up behind me and starts tailgating me really ****ing bad. The left lane is wide open to pass and I was already going 5mph over the speed limit so I just tap my brakes, they back off, then roar back up. They do this like 3 times.
then they speed up, pass me, then SLAM ON THEIR ****ING BRAKES and I have to swerve to avoid them. They speed off laughing and flipping me off. I am pretty much at bezerker mode at this moment and think I might just ****ing crash my car into them...then I notice a cup in my cup holder. It's my girlfriend's half drunk White Chocolate Mocha from Starbucks from a week ago. **** stank to high heaven with the lid off
I speed up and try to keep tabs on the guys. Eventually they get into a left hand turn lane with a red light. Forward lane has a green light. So I changed lanes, slowed down a bit and ****ing alley-oop'd the stanky drink right into their ****ing car and watched it go everywhere!!
Traffic behind me was starting to get heavy so they couldn't get out in time to catch up with me. Luckily my car doesn't have plates yet, so they didn't have any way to identify my car other than to say its a red Honda Civic
That is genius
Absolutely EPIC! And really... I wish I could do something like this to the ****tard who dumped her project on me today.0 -
I can't quote for some reason, but Hou...
Pics, or we don't believe you :happy:
Don't ask for something you don't really want to see0 -
Bex may have asked but we all want to see!0
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I can't quote for some reason, but Hou...
Pics, or we don't believe you :happy:
Don't ask for something you don't really want to see
I never would :devil:0 -
Bex may have asked but we all want to see!
Yes, show us Hou!0 -
*pops out to the supermarket to buy a straight banana
unless you meant something else?0 -
Although, don't get us shut down on the cusp of another roll0
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"Hey Mr. Tally man, Tally me banana"0
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5 comments to go...
Get it out for the girls Hou, you know you want to0 -
5 comments to go...
Get it out for the girls Hou, you know you want to0 -
Is the banana also shatter resistant?0
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no bend at all0
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We rolled with your banana Hou, I have a VERY big smile on my face right now :bigsmile:0
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hooray for group banana rolling.....0
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bendy, straight... any banana is better than no banana at all....0
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Maybe you need a better picture of my banana. I do have a picture of me wearing just a smile but I was told it is too much for the group0
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We rolled with your banana Hou, I have a VERY big smile on my face right now :bigsmile:
I am glad my banana brings you so much pleasure0 -
Your banana is certainly more apealing than Tinz's bendy one.0
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hou, is that like... Service with a smile?0
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More, I guarantee to make you smile0
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lucky Bex!!!!!0
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lucky Bex!!!!!
What do you mean lucky Bex. We all get a turn don't we?0 -
I have plenty of banana to go around!0
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Hougt I'm waiting in the other group to see your pic with only a smile0
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oh well i definitely want a turn! i'm just not trying to get inbetween our kind and queen!!!0
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Hougt I'm waiting in the other group to see your pic with only a smile
Are you sure it is not too much for the group? I don't want it shutting down0 -
you could PM it out...0
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Wouldn't you just get a strike first0
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I might put it up tonight then0
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We have to wait that long!?0
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