The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    at least i get myself off, which is more than i can say for him...

    sigh.
    Oh heck Oboe, that's almost punishment. just push him down south and clamp him there until your done.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    So would I as you don't know where I live... Or do you lol :huh:

    You looked good in the shower....... :tongue:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    at least i get myself off, which is more than i can say for him...

    sigh.
    Oh heck Oboe, that's almost punishment. just push him down south and clamp him there until your done.

    Good idea..dominate me oboe...make me your b!tch....
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    So would I as you don't know where I live... Or do you lol :huh:

    You looked good in the shower....... :tongue:

    :blushing: if you can see what I do in the shower :tongue:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Oh...good morning all
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    So would I as you don't know where I live... Or do you lol :huh:

    You looked good in the shower....... :tongue:

    :blushing: if you can see what I do in the shower :tongue:

    Haha, letting all your secrets out now, is it a power head on it?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    :blushing: Possibly :blushing:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    So would I as you don't know where I live... Or do you lol :huh:

    You looked good in the shower....... :tongue:

    :blushing: if you can see what I do in the shower :tongue:

    Haha, letting all your secrets out now, is it a power head on it?

    Doesn't everyone have a power head in their shower?
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Morning all. Happy hump day.

    I love my shower!!!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Morning all. Happy hump day.

    I love my shower!!!

    We would love your shower too...
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Greetings KODers. I missed you all while I was up to my ears in packing boxes over the last few days. Am ready for some crayfish, gravy and a nice massage now. And I want it all to last longer that 2 minutes!!!!!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Welcome back Bern...
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Shall I just strip off and lie face down or do you want to start on the front?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I am here to please you...I will follow your lead...
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Lets start with the front. But hold the gravy for now. For at least 2 minutes.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I will do what you ask but I am not a fan of holding my gravy.....I think I will make sure I do not get scurvy and ingest some sweet citric acids......
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Sounds a bit unprofessional to me, but I'll go along with it for now.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Unprofessional??? It sounds just damn right wrong!!! :noway:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    What would be wrong for sucking on grapefruits?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    For a start if you were concentrating on that I wouldn't be getting my massage!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Oh, don't misunderstand...I am doing some massaging at the same time....
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    And here I was thinking men weren't any good at multi tasking!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    good morning everyone!

    Bern, I'm so glad harvo is up for more than a 2 minute challenge...
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    He says he is ...
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    are you afraid that his immediate grapefruit focus may be his downfall?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    He does seem rather fixated. Though it's been longer than 2 mins now.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    but he's been awfully quiet....
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    What would be wrong for sucking on grapefruits?

    The pure mention of the word scurvy... No need!!! :angry:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    good morning everyone!

    Bern, I'm so glad harvo is up for more than a 2 minute challenge...

    Hey hun :flowerforyou:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    but he's been awfully quiet....

    Not proper to talk with your mouth full!