The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Are you on your way already?

    Not yet, are you wanting me to go pacik her up and drive down there so I can massage you both together?
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    That sounds like a good idea. when can I expect you? I'll put the kettle on
  • Melissaf0925
    Melissaf0925 Posts: 110
    Morning/Afternoon All!
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    That sounds like a good idea. when can I expect you? I'll put the kettle on

    It would all depend on when Bex is ready!
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Morning/Afternoon All!

    Morning
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Morning all
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    oh my gosh i've missed so much! Fisting, stippers and hookers, money shots, mud runs, massages, Bern needing help to protect her grapefruit from the stray underwire....

    i've been so busy lately!!!!
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Nice summing up.

    Welcome back stranger. It's always supprising what you miss in such a short time
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i know, oh my gosh!

    now, can i get someone to catch me up on the rest of my unmet needs?

    the boytoy came by last week.

    he lasted 2 MINUTES. i've waited 4 months for 2 LOUSY MINUTES??????????
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    I am REALLY trying not to laugh at me desk right now... Sorry to hear it was only 2 minutes

    (I shouldn't laugh, my BF is not much different and he hasn't got the excuse of even a months wait)
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    i know, oh my gosh!

    now, can i get someone to catch me up on the rest of my unmet needs?

    the boytoy came by last week.

    he lasted 2 MINUTES. i've waited 4 months for 2 LOUSY MINUTES??????????

    :huh: I would never show my face if I was him...I have went 2 minutes once since high school and that was because the girl I was with saw what I woke up with and said "you have 2 minutes and then you have to take care of it yourself." GAME ON!

    Have I mentioned how many forestries I have near my house? :wink:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i would have laughed if i hadn't been trying not to cry....
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    harvo to the rescue!!!
  • Melissaf0925
    Melissaf0925 Posts: 110
    Hopefully that 2 minutes was all he lasted until he tore your clothes off...

    If not, he sure as HELL had better of spent the next 2 hours making it up to you!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    um, no, he takes his off, i take mine off... it's very pretty woman-esque... no kissing, just strip and go... but no, there was no making anything up to me...
  • Melissaf0925
    Melissaf0925 Posts: 110
    And he survived this encounter HOW!?! I probably would have gone all praying mantis on his *kitten*.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    um, he's an mma fighter, so i can't really fight him. and he's had a rough few weeks. not happy though. i really cherish his friendship, but we ain't gonna be friends if he can't do better than that....
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Look, in high school I knew 2 minutes would parobably include the cigarette so I worked hard on my oral skills to prepay the encounter!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    yeah.... ain't none of that going on... at least not on his end....
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    :noway: how can...nevermind...I enjoy it too much NOT to do it...
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    That is bad! At least mine does do that
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    um, he's an mma fighter, so i can't really fight him. and he's had a rough few weeks. not happy though. i really cherish his friendship, but we ain't gonna be friends if he can't do better than that....

    Maybe he gets confused when you spank him and he thinks you are tapping out....
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i don't spank him. he's not kinky. at all.

    look, i know it's a ridiculous situation, but isn't 2 minutes better than none at all?
    ............

    i'm not sure that's true. it's more of a tease..............
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    :noway: how can...nevermind...I enjoy it too much NOT to do it...

    This is fabulous by the way :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    :noway: how can...nevermind...I enjoy it too much NOT to do it...

    This is fabulous by the way :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

    I have been told that before...
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    i don't spank him. he's not kinky. at all.

    look, i know it's a ridiculous situation, but isn't 2 minutes better than none at all?
    ............

    i'm not sure that's true. it's more of a tease..............
    2 mins has to be a tease, you just start to remember what it feels like and then he removes it
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    2 mins is definitely not worth waiting 4 months for, you can do better on your own!!

    Hou, I'm ready and waiting, as always :bigsmile:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    at least i get myself off, which is more than i can say for him...

    sigh.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Hou, I'm ready and waiting, as always :bigsmile:
    I would love to see the look on your face if I did actually turn up :wink:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    So would I as you don't know where I live... Or do you lol :huh:

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