The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 915 Member
    That is called a sausage roll.
    I could eat a sausage roll right now, warm and covered in gravy

    Just like your women then Hou :laugh:
    Hold the gravy, I'll have mine with chocolate and/or custard.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    That is called a sausage roll.
    I could eat a sausage roll right now, warm and covered in gravy

    Just like your women then Hou :laugh:

    MMM-Northern-Boys-Love-Gravy.jpg

    Would have to make sure that the gravy is at a non burning temp though. I will be honest, I never thought of gravy on a lady until now.....
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    That is called a sausage roll.
    I could eat a sausage roll right now, warm and covered in gravy

    Just like your women then Hou :laugh:

    MMM-Northern-Boys-Love-Gravy.jpg

    Would have to make sure that the gravy is at a non burning temp though. I will be honest, I never thought of gravy on a lady until now.....

    The only gravy that should be on a lady is 'love gravy' :wink: (apparently it's good for the skin :happy: )
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    That is called a sausage roll.
    I could eat a sausage roll right now, warm and covered in gravy

    Just like your women then Hou :laugh:

    MMM-Northern-Boys-Love-Gravy.jpg

    Would have to make sure that the gravy is at a non burning temp though. I will be honest, I never thought of gravy on a lady until now.....

    The only gravy that should be on a lady is 'love gravy' :wink: (apparently it's good for the skin :happy: )

    maybe we could start our own baby gravy facials business! We could call it "The Money Shot"
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I'd be a willing volunteer for research purposes
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Smut Mall part 2 then
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I'd be a willing volunteer for research purposes
    So you are a facial kind of girl Bex? :wink: We will have to make sure it doesn't go in client's eyes of course
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I'd be a willing volunteer for research purposes
    So you are a facial kind of girl Bex? :wink: We will have to make sure it doesn't go in client's eyes of course

    No, not normally, but anything to assist my KOD males :tongue:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Really need to get that mental image out of my head. When you said maleS I though buakke!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I'd be a willing volunteer for research purposes
    So you are a facial kind of girl Bex? :wink: We will have to make sure it doesn't go in client's eyes of course

    No, not normally, but anything to assist my KOD males :tongue:

    How sweet of you..As a person that likes to please you can tell me any place you would like softer, smoother skin....:flowerforyou:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Really need to get that mental image out of my head. When you said maleS I though buakke!

    yes you can definitely get that image out of your head, I aim to please, but that's way too far :noway:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I'd be a willing volunteer for research purposes
    So you are a facial kind of girl Bex? :wink: We will have to make sure it doesn't go in client's eyes of course

    No, not normally, but anything to assist my KOD males :tongue:

    How sweet of you..As a person that likes to please you can tell me any place you would like softer, smoother skin....:flowerforyou:

    I have lots of places that need treatment :devil:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Really need to get that mental image out of my head. When you said maleS I though buakke!

    yes you can definitely get that image out of your head, I aim to please, but that's way too far :noway:

    Ok, one at a time it is. Form an orderly queue behind me boys (not too close though, I don't want to know hoe pleased you are to see me)
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Really need to get that mental image out of my head. When you said maleS I though buakke!

    yes you can definitely get that image out of your head, I aim to please, but that's way too far :noway:

    Ok, one at a time it is. Form an orderly queue behind me boys (not too close though, I don't want to know hoe pleased you are to see me)

    :noway: :noway:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Thought free facials would have had the other girls here like a shot, but nope! More for me then :D
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Thought free facials would have had the other girls here like a shot, but nope! More for me then :D

    Seems you will be getting plenty of attention then queenie. Any other treatments you fancy? I could do you a nice warm oil body to body massage?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Thought free facials would have had the other girls here like a shot, but nope! More for me then :D

    I guess that with this much treatment that your face could easily be the best treated face I have ever come across.....
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Thought free facials would have had the other girls here like a shot, but nope! More for me then :D

    Seems you will be getting plenty of attention then queenie. Any other treatments you fancy? I could do you a nice warm oil body to body massage?

    Count me in :bigsmile:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Thought free facials would have had the other girls here like a shot, but nope! More for me then :D

    I guess that with this much treatment that your face could easily be the best treated face I have ever come across.....

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Thought free facials would have had the other girls here like a shot, but nope! More for me then :D

    Seems you will be getting plenty of attention then queenie. Any other treatments you fancy? I could do you a nice warm oil body to body massage?

    Count me in :bigsmile:

    I better go warm up the oil then, I do pride myself on my massage technique. If you get it right you can make a lady putty in your hands :wink:
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Moring all, I missed out yesterday but anything still on offer?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Thought free facials would have had the other girls here like a shot, but nope! More for me then :D

    Seems you will be getting plenty of attention then queenie. Any other treatments you fancy? I could do you a nice warm oil body to body massage?

    Count me in :bigsmile:

    I better go warm up the oil then, I do pride myself on my massage technique. If you get it right you can make a lady putty in your hands :wink:

    Prove it :devil:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Moring all, I missed out yesterday but anything still on offer?

    Morning hun, missed you yesterday (although the male attention was nice :embarassed: )
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    It seemd the other girls are all on holiday
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Thought free facials would have had the other girls here like a shot, but nope! More for me then :D

    Seems you will be getting plenty of attention then queenie. Any other treatments you fancy? I could do you a nice warm oil body to body massage?

    Count me in :bigsmile:

    I better go warm up the oil then, I do pride myself on my massage technique. If you get it right you can make a lady putty in your hands :wink:

    Prove it :devil:

    Well you are only about an hour and a half away....
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092

    Well you are only about an hour and a half away....

    :devil: :drinker: :bigsmile:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088

    Well you are only about an hour and a half away....

    :devil: :drinker: :bigsmile:

    Someone feeling a tad frisky today by any chance?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Today... And every day :devil:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Today... And every day :devil:

    Good lass, just what i like to hear!
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Are you on your way already?
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