The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Morning...

    Good morning!

    it is still very quiet in here today!
  • Melissaf0925
    Melissaf0925 Posts: 110
    Morning...

    Good morning!

    it is still very quiet in here today!
    I have very little edifying or fun commentary (I just posted a FB rant about weight and flying). I am beginning to wonder where everyone is tho!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    After the last few days of the strip club around here I am off singing..."I'm in love with a stripper" sorry...
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Means more ladies for me then, whoop!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Means more ladies for me then, whoop!

    Well, what have you done with Tinz?
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    He got dragged out the back by a stripper
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Yeah, last we heard he was wearing a gimp mask and being abused on stage as part of her act
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Either that or Hou's slowly bumping off the competition, cutting them into small pieces and wheeling them around in that suitcase of his. Be careful Harvo.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Yeah, last we heard he was wearing a gimp mask and being abused on stage as part of her act
    abused? yes... that's exactly how it happened......
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Yeah, last we heard he was wearing a gimp mask and being abused on stage as part of her act
    abused? yes... that's exactly how it happened......
    Well, I never said against your will :wink:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Is there anything that's against Tinz's will?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    The last thing I remember was being hit over the head by a pink pull along case, and then I woke up all gimped.

    l.jpg
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    :laugh: :noway: :laugh: I'm off home now but that has made me giggle all the way to the gym
    (I think you farted in there for it to blow up like that)
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    That's actually you, isn't it Tinz?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Night all
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Morning all, I promise to use and abuse you more today :devil:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Morning squatter, and what do you mean dream on? :tongue:

    How do I photograph my own bum? lol
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I think you managed it before in previous threads :wink:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I think you managed it before in previous threads :wink:

    Did I? :indifferent:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I think you managed it before in previous threads :wink:

    Did I? :indifferent:

    Yup in, if I remember correctly, black or pink shorts with pink on the side
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Oh, my horrendous before pics, no wonder I had blocked them out of my memory banks.

    Grey shorts and pink sports bra actually but glad they left a lasting impression lol :blushing:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Well they certainly stuck in my mind, for good reason of course :wink: They weren't in the least bit horrendous
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Where was I when this took place?? Or was it just between the king and queen?

    Oh and morning all
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Morning all. I'm having underwire issues today. Any suggestions?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Where was I when this took place?? Or was it just between the king and queen?

    Oh and morning all

    It was many threads ago when a few of us posted up our rumps
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Morning all. ..

    Well Bern, would love to help but seeing what is wrong is the first step to figuring out corrective action
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Morning all. I'm having underwire issues today. Any suggestions?
    Do you need me to come down to London, I have big hands.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Morning all. I'm having underwire issues today. Any suggestions?
    Do you need me to come down to London, I have big hands.

    ^^^ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Bern, is the issue that it's coming out?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Yep. It's poking into my chest right between my grapefruit. But at least it hasn't started poking through my top yet!

    Is one of my favourite bras too - black with pink trim.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Can you not get some tape or paperclips to the loo's to repair?

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