The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I think Bern is passed out.....

    Bern fell asleep waiting for you to get bored with the grapefruit and start on the actual massage!

    Yes to a Thursday roll!
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Morning all!!!

    I think we might roll today with a bit of effort... Who's in???

    I can be deep in if you want? :wink:

    Let's do this!!!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    You gotta roll with it
    You gotta take your time
    You gotta say what you say
    Don't let anybody get in your way
    'Cause it's all too much for me to take

    Don't ever stand aside
    Don't ever be denied
    You wanna be who you'd be
    If you're coming with me
  • ChloeRoseLejeune
    ChloeRoseLejeune Posts: 488
    So I was driving down one of the larger streets here in my city. Four lanes, 2 lanes on each side. I was in the right lane, the whole ****ing street was wide open, when a car full of doucebags with fauxhawks and chin straps in a shiny Lexus with rims pulls up behind me and starts tailgating me really ****ing bad. The left lane is wide open to pass and I was already going 5mph over the speed limit so I just tap my brakes, they back off, then roar back up. They do this like 3 times.

    then they speed up, pass me, then SLAM ON THEIR ****ING BRAKES and I have to swerve to avoid them. They speed off laughing and flipping me off. I am pretty much at bezerker mode at this moment and think I might just ****ing crash my car into them...then I notice a cup in my cup holder. It's my girlfriend's half drunk White Chocolate Mocha from Starbucks from a week ago. **** stank to high heaven with the lid off

    I speed up and try to keep tabs on the guys. Eventually they get into a left hand turn lane with a red light. Forward lane has a green light. So I changed lanes, slowed down a bit and ****ing alley-oop'd the stanky drink right into their ****ing car and watched it go everywhere!!

    Traffic behind me was starting to get heavy so they couldn't get out in time to catch up with me. Luckily my car doesn't have plates yet, so they didn't have any way to identify my car other than to say its a red Honda Civic
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Morning all..i am in...
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    OK, I'll just run that through the online translation software....
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Morning all!!!

    I think we might roll today with a bit of effort... Who's in???

    I can be deep in if you want? :wink:

    Let's do this!!!

    Deal :tongue:
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
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  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    My banana is bent beyond EU limits
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    That is an especially bendy banana.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    No one likes a bent banana Tinz :huh:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    No one likes a bent banana Tinz :huh:

    That was going to be my next comment!
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    No one likes a bent banana Tinz :huh:

    That was going to be my next comment!

    I think that depends if it hits the spot
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    So I was driving down one of the larger streets here in my city. Four lanes, 2 lanes on each side. I was in the right lane, the whole ****ing street was wide open, when a car full of doucebags with fauxhawks and chin straps in a shiny Lexus with rims pulls up behind me and starts tailgating me really ****ing bad. The left lane is wide open to pass and I was already going 5mph over the speed limit so I just tap my brakes, they back off, then roar back up. They do this like 3 times.

    then they speed up, pass me, then SLAM ON THEIR ****ING BRAKES and I have to swerve to avoid them. They speed off laughing and flipping me off. I am pretty much at bezerker mode at this moment and think I might just ****ing crash my car into them...then I notice a cup in my cup holder. It's my girlfriend's half drunk White Chocolate Mocha from Starbucks from a week ago. **** stank to high heaven with the lid off

    I speed up and try to keep tabs on the guys. Eventually they get into a left hand turn lane with a red light. Forward lane has a green light. So I changed lanes, slowed down a bit and ****ing alley-oop'd the stanky drink right into their ****ing car and watched it go everywhere!!

    Traffic behind me was starting to get heavy so they couldn't get out in time to catch up with me. Luckily my car doesn't have plates yet, so they didn't have any way to identify my car other than to say its a red Honda Civic

    That is genius :)
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    No one likes a bent banana Tinz :huh:

    That was going to be my next comment!

    I think that depends if it hits the spot

    I don't think I have a spot I want an especially bendy banana to hit. Maybe my tummy?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    No one likes a bent banana Tinz :huh:

    That was going to be my next comment!

    I think that depends if it hits the spot

    No, most bent 'banana's' bend to the left or the right Hou, that's not helpful in finding anyones spot
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I don't think I have a spot I want an especially bendy banana to hit. Maybe my tummy?
    You want me to hit your tummy with my bendy banana?
    Is that like from inside or externally? cos I can do both - whatever takes your fancy.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I don't think I have a spot I want an especially bendy banana to hit. Maybe my tummy?
    You want me to hit your tummy with my bendy banana?
    Is that like from inside or externally? cos I can do both - whatever takes your fancy.

    Will your bendy banana be peeled or not?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    No one likes a bent banana Tinz :huh:

    That was going to be my next comment!

    I think that depends if it hits the spot

    No, most bent 'banana's' bend to the left or the right Hou, that's not helpful in finding anyones spot

    But if it bent a different way? (mine isn't bent btw)
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I don't think I have a spot I want an especially bendy banana to hit. Maybe my tummy?
    You want me to hit your tummy with my bendy banana?
    Is that like from inside or externally? cos I can do both - whatever takes your fancy.
    Will your bendy banana be peeled or not?
    You want to peel my banana?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    You want to peel my banana?

    Ooh yeah baby
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I thought it was safer to make sure your banana has a peel on it.....
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Afternoon all. I'm glad I'm here on time for the roll
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Look what I saw the other day
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  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Never mind the roll - what about Tinz's bendy banana?
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Once I've had a roll with his bendy banana I'll let you know if it found the spot
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I can't quote for some reason, but Hou...

    Pics, or we don't believe you :happy: :tongue: :wink:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I would appreciate if someone could keep Tinz's banana under control as we roll...I would hate for it to become a banana split....
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    I'll look after it for him
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I'll look after it for him

    Ever selfless Trace :wink:

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