The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • Melissaf0925
    Melissaf0925 Posts: 110
    So I was driving down one of the larger streets here in my city. Four lanes, 2 lanes on each side. I was in the right lane, the whole ****ing street was wide open, when a car full of doucebags with fauxhawks and chin straps in a shiny Lexus with rims pulls up behind me and starts tailgating me really ****ing bad. The left lane is wide open to pass and I was already going 5mph over the speed limit so I just tap my brakes, they back off, then roar back up. They do this like 3 times.

    then they speed up, pass me, then SLAM ON THEIR ****ING BRAKES and I have to swerve to avoid them. They speed off laughing and flipping me off. I am pretty much at bezerker mode at this moment and think I might just ****ing crash my car into them...then I notice a cup in my cup holder. It's my girlfriend's half drunk White Chocolate Mocha from Starbucks from a week ago. **** stank to high heaven with the lid off

    I speed up and try to keep tabs on the guys. Eventually they get into a left hand turn lane with a red light. Forward lane has a green light. So I changed lanes, slowed down a bit and ****ing alley-oop'd the stanky drink right into their ****ing car and watched it go everywhere!!

    Traffic behind me was starting to get heavy so they couldn't get out in time to catch up with me. Luckily my car doesn't have plates yet, so they didn't have any way to identify my car other than to say its a red Honda Civic

    That is genius :)

    Absolutely EPIC! And really... I wish I could do something like this to the ****tard who dumped her project on me today.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I can't quote for some reason, but Hou...

    Pics, or we don't believe you :happy: :tongue: :wink:

    Don't ask for something you don't really want to see :wink:
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Bex may have asked but we all want to see!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I can't quote for some reason, but Hou...

    Pics, or we don't believe you :happy: :tongue: :wink:

    Don't ask for something you don't really want to see :wink:

    I never would :devil:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Bex may have asked but we all want to see!

    Yes, show us Hou!
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    *pops out to the supermarket to buy a straight banana

    unless you meant something else?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Although, don't get us shut down on the cusp of another roll :wink:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    "Hey Mr. Tally man, Tally me banana"
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    5 comments to go...

    Get it out for the girls Hou, you know you want to :tongue:
  • Melissaf0925
    Melissaf0925 Posts: 110
    5 comments to go...

    Get it out for the girls Hou, you know you want to :tongue:
    Please?!? :laugh:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Is the banana also shatter resistant?
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    no bend at all
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    We rolled with your banana Hou, I have a VERY big smile on my face right now :bigsmile:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    hooray for group banana rolling.....
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    bendy, straight... any banana is better than no banana at all....
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Maybe you need a better picture of my banana. I do have a picture of me wearing just a smile but I was told it is too much for the group :wink:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    We rolled with your banana Hou, I have a VERY big smile on my face right now :bigsmile:

    I am glad my banana brings you so much pleasure
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Your banana is certainly more apealing than Tinz's bendy one.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    hou, is that like... Service with a smile?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    More, I guarantee to make you smile :wink:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    lucky Bex!!!!!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    lucky Bex!!!!!

    What do you mean lucky Bex. We all get a turn don't we?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I have plenty of banana to go around!
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Hougt I'm waiting in the other group to see your pic with only a smile
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    oh well i definitely want a turn! i'm just not trying to get inbetween our kind and queen!!!
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Hougt I'm waiting in the other group to see your pic with only a smile

    Are you sure it is not too much for the group? I don't want it shutting down
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    you could PM it out...
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Wouldn't you just get a strike first
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I might put it up tonight then :wink:
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    We have to wait that long!?

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