The kiss of death!!!!!
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Are you on your way already?
Not yet, are you wanting me to go pacik her up and drive down there so I can massage you both together?0 -
That sounds like a good idea. when can I expect you? I'll put the kettle on0
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Morning/Afternoon All!0
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That sounds like a good idea. when can I expect you? I'll put the kettle on
It would all depend on when Bex is ready!0 -
Morning/Afternoon All!
Morning0 -
Morning all0
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oh my gosh i've missed so much! Fisting, stippers and hookers, money shots, mud runs, massages, Bern needing help to protect her grapefruit from the stray underwire....
i've been so busy lately!!!!0 -
Nice summing up.
Welcome back stranger. It's always supprising what you miss in such a short time0 -
i know, oh my gosh!
now, can i get someone to catch me up on the rest of my unmet needs?
the boytoy came by last week.
he lasted 2 MINUTES. i've waited 4 months for 2 LOUSY MINUTES??????????0 -
I am REALLY trying not to laugh at me desk right now... Sorry to hear it was only 2 minutes
(I shouldn't laugh, my BF is not much different and he hasn't got the excuse of even a months wait)0 -
i know, oh my gosh!
now, can i get someone to catch me up on the rest of my unmet needs?
the boytoy came by last week.
he lasted 2 MINUTES. i've waited 4 months for 2 LOUSY MINUTES??????????
:huh: I would never show my face if I was him...I have went 2 minutes once since high school and that was because the girl I was with saw what I woke up with and said "you have 2 minutes and then you have to take care of it yourself." GAME ON!
Have I mentioned how many forestries I have near my house?0 -
i would have laughed if i hadn't been trying not to cry....0
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harvo to the rescue!!!0
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Hopefully that 2 minutes was all he lasted until he tore your clothes off...
If not, he sure as HELL had better of spent the next 2 hours making it up to you!0 -
um, no, he takes his off, i take mine off... it's very pretty woman-esque... no kissing, just strip and go... but no, there was no making anything up to me...0
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And he survived this encounter HOW!?! I probably would have gone all praying mantis on his *kitten*.0
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um, he's an mma fighter, so i can't really fight him. and he's had a rough few weeks. not happy though. i really cherish his friendship, but we ain't gonna be friends if he can't do better than that....0
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Look, in high school I knew 2 minutes would parobably include the cigarette so I worked hard on my oral skills to prepay the encounter!0
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yeah.... ain't none of that going on... at least not on his end....0
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:noway: how can...nevermind...I enjoy it too much NOT to do it...0
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That is bad! At least mine does do that0
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um, he's an mma fighter, so i can't really fight him. and he's had a rough few weeks. not happy though. i really cherish his friendship, but we ain't gonna be friends if he can't do better than that....
Maybe he gets confused when you spank him and he thinks you are tapping out....0 -
i don't spank him. he's not kinky. at all.
look, i know it's a ridiculous situation, but isn't 2 minutes better than none at all?
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i'm not sure that's true. it's more of a tease..............0 -
:noway: how can...nevermind...I enjoy it too much NOT to do it...
This is fabulous by the way :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:0 -
:noway: how can...nevermind...I enjoy it too much NOT to do it...
This is fabulous by the way :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
I have been told that before...0 -
i don't spank him. he's not kinky. at all.
look, i know it's a ridiculous situation, but isn't 2 minutes better than none at all?
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i'm not sure that's true. it's more of a tease..............0 -
2 mins is definitely not worth waiting 4 months for, you can do better on your own!!
Hou, I'm ready and waiting, as always :bigsmile:0 -
at least i get myself off, which is more than i can say for him...
sigh.0 -
Hou, I'm ready and waiting, as always :bigsmile:0
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So would I as you don't know where I live... Or do you lol :huh:0
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