The kiss of death!!!!!

It's my fault. I should have got him to start at the back. Where's Tinz with his giant hands when you need him?

Morning all...

I feel the need to share this message keeping in the topic of massages. A guy I am talking to on a dating site offered me a massage after tough mudder and then said he was worried about me falling in love with him because the quality of his massages. After this message, I'm NOT too worried about that:

"Well you have not met me yet and I will say I have the softest hands you have ever felt on a man and a woman not even kidding lol my last relationship was with a woman that was a lesbian and she told me making love to me was like being with a woman because I took my time and I was passionate and sensual and my hands felt like a woman. I did not know if I should take that as a compliment or if I should question my sexuality lol"

WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO DATE A GUY WITH HANDS LIKE A WOMAN IF MINE ARE ALL JACKED UP FROM LIFTING WEIGHTS AND DOING PULL UPS?!?

He's giving out way too much information. It's very creepy.

OMG. Does any girl want a man with feminine hands???? I want firm, calloused, and strong hands... if i wanted girlie hands i'd date a girl.... (maybe his last girlfriend thought he was one?)

OMG. Does any girl want a man with feminine hands???? I want firm, calloused, and strong hands... if i wanted girlie hands i'd date a girl.... (maybe his last girlfriend thought he was one?)

DAH-YUM....

Bern, harvo is giving you a massage... how are his hands?

Morning all...

I feel the need to share this message keeping in the topic of massages. A guy I am talking to on a dating site offered me a massage after tough mudder and then said he was worried about me falling in love with him because the quality of his massages. After this message, I'm NOT too worried about that:

"Well you have not met me yet and I will say I have the softest hands you have ever felt on a man and a woman not even kidding lol my last relationship was with a woman that was a lesbian and she told me making love to me was like being with a woman because I took my time and I was passionate and sensual and my hands felt like a woman. I did not know if I should take that as a compliment or if I should question my sexuality lol"

WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO DATE A GUY WITH HANDS LIKE A WOMAN IF MINE ARE ALL JACKED UP FROM LIFTING WEIGHTS AND DOING PULL UPS?!?

(sniff, sniff) I have incredibly soft hands and when I worked at the ladies clothing store all the girls were envious. Words hurt you know.....

Harvo... you can be my exception to the rule as long as you promise to help by putting my stockings on me with the seams straight. :devil: I just can't seem to do it without runners with my knarly jacked up man hands.

Ummm, I cannot promise I will have the ability to put them on....my natural instinct is the other direction but I can tell you this, if I put them on the seam WILL be straight. I iron my undershirts and properly crease the sleaves on my french cuff shirts....

I have a whole pile of stuff you can iron... lol.

Bern, harvo is giving you a massage... how are his hands?

Well I haven't turned into a lesbian yet. What does that tell you?

I agree, rough hands running over your body is much better than soft. Also want him to be able to I keep up with me and who can lift me

OMG what a weirdo, why would he volunteer that information!!! :noway: I assume you've made your polite excuses to stop messaging him lol

In the eternal words of Ron Popeil "But WAIT!... There's MORE!!!!!!!"
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I'm still trying to figure out my "polite" excuses, cause "I'm sorry, I couldn't date a vegan, Buddist, beautician with a woman's hands with a straight face, let alone bring you to a crossfit event where all we discuss is our ****ed up hands and BACON" probably isn't that polite.

Guess I had better buy some sandpaper since this has taken a down hill slide for me... Makes me think back to the girl I had a crush on in high school that wanted a guy that would treat her right....Hello, I showed up at your house on your 16th birthday while you had mono to hand deliver 16 long stem red roses and took you to the nicest place to eat in the city for your dance and yet you chose the guys that did not work, would not take you any where and treated you and every other girl they dated poorly.....

So, would it bother you ladies to know that my clothes are by dress slacks, dress shirts, casual pants, casual shirts, dress shorts and nice t-shirts. Within each category they are organized light to dark and that my 60+ ties are also grouped by color?

Guess I had better buy some sandpaper since this has taken a down hill slide for me... Makes me think back to the girl I had a crush on in high school that wanted a guy that would treat her right....Hello, I showed up at your house on your 16th birthday while you had mono to hand deliver 16 long stem red roses and took you to the nicest place to eat in the city for your dance and yet you chose the guys that did not work, would not take you any where and treated you and every other girl they dated poorly.....

So, would it bother you ladies to know that my clothes are by dress slacks, dress shirts, casual pants, casual shirts, dress shorts and nice t-shirts. Within each category they are organized light to dark and that my 60+ ties are also grouped by color?

I'd jump your bones based off the description of your closet. lol. I like a guy who doesn't dress like he is 12.

Guess I had better buy some sandpaper since this has taken a down hill slide for me... Makes me think back to the girl I had a crush on in high school that wanted a guy that would treat her right....Hello, I showed up at your house on your 16th birthday while you had mono to hand deliver 16 long stem red roses and took you to the nicest place to eat in the city for your dance and yet you chose the guys that did not work, would not take you any where and treated you and every other girl they dated poorly.....

So, would it bother you ladies to know that my clothes are by dress slacks, dress shirts, casual pants, casual shirts, dress shorts and nice t-shirts. Within each category they are organized light to dark and that my 60+ ties are also grouped by color?

I'd jump your bones based off the description of your closet. lol. I like a guy who doesn't dress like he is 12.

but I couldn't tough you with my hands...right? Honestly when I worked in the office daily I had enough clothes to have 5 shirts and pants at the cleaners each week and did not have to wear anything twice over a 3 week period and I HATE most standard colors for clothes. I have bright shirts and mostly Jerry Garicia ties that I love except from Thanksgiving to Christmas where I have mostly Grinch or anti Christmas ties. Each ties get worn once from the Monday after Thanksgiving until the day after Christmas. Yes I have close to 100 ties when all is said and done. :blushing:

Guess I had better buy some sandpaper since this has taken a down hill slide for me... Makes me think back to the girl I had a crush on in high school that wanted a guy that would treat her right....Hello, I showed up at your house on your 16th birthday while you had mono to hand deliver 16 long stem red roses and took you to the nicest place to eat in the city for your dance and yet you chose the guys that did not work, would not take you any where and treated you and every other girl they dated poorly.....

So, would it bother you ladies to know that my clothes are by dress slacks, dress shirts, casual pants, casual shirts, dress shorts and nice t-shirts. Within each category they are organized light to dark and that my 60+ ties are also grouped by color?

I'd jump your bones based off the description of your closet. lol. I like a guy who doesn't dress like he is 12.

but I couldn't tough you with my hands...right? Honestly when I worked in the office daily I had enough clothes to have 5 shirts and pants at the cleaners each week and did not have to wear anything twice over a 3 week period and I HATE most standard colors for clothes. I have bright shirts and mostly Jerry Garicia ties that I love except from Thanksgiving to Christmas where I have mostly Grinch or anti Christmas ties. Each ties get worn once from the Monday after Thanksgiving until the day after Christmas. Yes I have close to 100 ties when all is said and done. :blushing:

I already offered you a hand waiver. lol.

I agree with Oboe, its a preference... and preferences change. (it's a woman's prerogative to change her mind)
I do like an organised wardrobe though