Scott46617

I'm certainly no role model. Looking for friends to help me be accountable to logging, not necessarily be my fitness trainer.

I don't want my wife to know how many calories are in the Windsor Candian I'm consuming each night without her knowledge.

Mother Nature - the ultimate in vehicle anti-theft protection.

I like a little bread on my butter. Hell, even butter on butter.

For me it's a binge when I pull in the drive thru and consider the money I have vs. the cost per quantity of the items on the menu board - then make my selection based on what gets me the most food for my buck with no regard to what even tastes good. If I were feeding the family some would consider this being frugal, but…

My 1995 Dodge Intrepid is called "Big Red." I don't know if its the condition of the car or the condition of me that makes my family call me "Uncle Buck."

I definitely would not. Seriously, why buy the cow when the milk is free?

Butter. It was my gateway food to cream cheese.

Every time I see the word "DIARY" I think of... ♪♫ I found her diary underneath a tree... and started reading about me...♫ (showing my age) which was sung by BREAD, which makes me think about... BREAD...and BUTTER...and that's why I'm here. My diary is open, though.

I'm 50 and need to lose 80-100. I lost almost 70 before, but got lazy and having a hard time making a go of it again. Maybe it's because I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS!! Anyway, I'm trying to behave and log every day. My diary is also open (it just looks terrible-hoping to change that again, too).

He was a mouth breather anyway...did he snore?

Martha Stewart....grrrrrrrr.

This, but you order two - so as to make a shameful attempt to fool the cashier into thinking it's for two people.

I can relate to this one. Unfortunately I'm a guy...

Planning my next cheat day...

I used to use mapmyrun and mapmywalk, but switched to endomondo. Liked it enough to pay for the full version, which was still cheap. I just found that with my iPhone the accuracy was much better (especially the gps function). Of course moving it to the back of my hip rather than in my pocket helped greatly - used to look…

'sup, Doug? FR sent!

Mean Girls

Watching Scotty Grow - by Bobby Goldsboro. Shows my age as well as describes my waistline.