TheWiseCat

It's pretty obvious by your statements that you hate fat people.

I ate 50lbs of lead shot and participated in that study. I thought the lead would help me win, but some of the other contestants registered higher weights =(

yes. I didn't tell them it was me though. I prefer to stalk from afar.

Well 700 calories doesn't sound happy at all.

No. The temperature wasn't random at all. It's the temperature that I was baking my french fries at. Duh.

I hate liberals. Also this comparison between pollution and obesity is comparing two symptoms, not cause and symptom. "The fallacy cum hoc ergo propter hoc, in which two things or events occur simultaneously or the chronological ordering is insignificant or unknown, also referred to as false cause, coincidental…

Great, so now you're blaming global warming on eggs?

The solution would be to swallow it whole so you don't get shell in your teeth.

I like you. Your brain muscle is delightful.

I can't tell if she was speaking with a bad tone or something, but her words seem fine. It doesn't sound like shaming at all. It sounds like a curious uninformed person wanting to get the scoop from ground zero. If anything, I think it's actually nice of her to to inquire and care. Now if she said it snarky or with some…

I expressly asked about baking. Boiling is a gimme. 30 minutes though? That sounds excessive. I'm going to do 325 at 15 and see how it shapes up.

Hot!!!

Maybe you should start drinking soda and whole milk instead of water for 6-10 years. Then switch back to water and I bet you'll start shedding weight quick!

Alright, 450 F is too high. After 15 minutes, the outside started burning while the yoke had barely turned solid. I think next time I will try 325 F.

Haha. As if. Baby girl won't let women touch her. She hates girls. She's strictly Daddy's girl.

Well I'm white, but in my small town growing up there was only 1 black family. The girl was in my grade 5 class. 2 things she had to deal with were 1)everyone wanted to date her cuz she was different and 2)my gym teacher would never argue with her because he didn't want to look racist. My gym teacher was later fired for…

Yeah yeah, I heard this shtick on The Daily Show. Your solution is to change nothing. Great plan.

I can't stand cat people.

I'm beyond being an introvert. I am a stab-people-in-the-face-trovert.

I hear you buddy. I was having a serving of cashews (50 pieces) and at 49 I ended up eating a whole cashew which counted as 2, therefore putting me at 51 pieces. How the f am I supposed to log that gluttony? I typed it in and MFP just said "In 5 weeks you will have a coronary." So screw it. Bring on the bacon fat…

lol they gave everyone a medal who finished. It had a broken compass inside that flipped out. I forget what the name of the run was. Yeti Adventure? or something. It was when they opened up their new yeti ride. There was a scavenger hunt as well, but unless you were in the first few waves, no one could do it due to the…

Bang. I don't like it when girls look at me and those huge sunglasses should blur me sufficiently.

I prefer mine baked... in the form of a tortilla chip.

HAH did I ever do a Disney 5k. I go there and I'm in the last wave, I wait and wait... and wait.. and finally it's almost dark and massive clouds have rolled in. BANG! My wave is off... 15 seconds in it starts raining... keep running.. 4 minutes in it is POURING! I mean buckets. Water was flowing down my glasses so fast I…

I pee on each toilet seat daily. That way it's like I'm always there with her <3

And this is why a lot of men rather live alone than be married. =)

I do all that **** x 100 and get 0 gratitude. I am ready to pee on this fire.