TheWiseCat

I just wanted to make sandwiches, not war. Sorry =(

Peanut oil worked dandy! Broiler? Maybe I should try that next.

I'm about to cook a grilled cheese sandwich, but I don't have any butter. Will a little oil on the pan work just as well?

Great, Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and a couple seasons of Angel gets two nods, but Supernatural gets NONE?!

Well that's not helpful at all.

FR sent.

If a girl wanted me to lick her feet, they'd have to be fresh from the shower. He liked them all used up and smelly =\

Yeah, she ended it when he asked her to start coming to his place to walk/stomp on him. She wasn't down for that. They met on www.plentyoffish.com.

No one at all?

So true. I had a friend who kept getting requests by guys to lick her feet. Finally she agreed and drove to a gas station where the guy got in and licked her feet for like 20 minutes. She ended up thinking it was funny and did it every weekend for a few months. Edit: No sex. Just feet.

Am I the only one here who loves Supernatural?

You have wipes for getting lucky? Uhmm... why.... for what... I mean, is it in case he stops at 3rd base along the way or what? I gotta say, if I'm on a date and it's going downtown and neither have showered since the morning, I think both are best to shower prior. Plus a couple's shower is a great way to kick things off.

The last few times that I threw up on my dates, they were noticeably bothered by it. I wouldn't be surprised at all if they vented about it online. The last time I did it, the girl wouldn't even get me a wet wipe. What nerve...

The only thing I log is the sunshine and smiles I get from all my dear fellow MFPers.

Everyone in an internet relationship is in a waiting game. Waiting to see which one lets their true self out first and kills the other.

I don't feel like you came here to give serious advice.

Sorry it took more than 5 minutes to find a suitable photo.

THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO DO! MFP WON'T LET ME! Stupid preset ticker icons... ...or wait... give me 5 minutes

Well rimming is just unsanitary. Ever hear of Hepatitis?

YES THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING! How long have you been using the internet? I THOUGHT EVERYONE KNEW THIS ALREADY!

You mean there are people who DON'T put it in the butt?

When you go internet relationship crazy, kill your husband, chop him up and serve him in a stew to the volunteers in the search party combing the forest for your "missing" husband, his ghost will go "I should have listened to that wise cat..."

I think this is a fake reply.

My brother married a girl off the internet. She tried to attack him, got arrested for assault and their divorce is pending. My dad married a girl off the internet. She emptied our house and bank accounts 1 year in. My dad got married again off the internet, she and a cop tried to frame him in an attempt to get him arrested…

I'll be your one exception. I'll warm your heart with my binary fingers <3

I do agree. At 230 and fat as ****, I could run a mile in 5:30. I easily could have passed PT with another 20lb.

I love cats, but I'm sorry. My ticker is definitely better.