TheWiseCat

My state doesn't recognize same-sex marriage.

We're still talking about releasing fat right?

I just assumed someone would snatch her up quickly. Good sense of humor + strong attitude + hot = ideal wife My bad.

Tragic. Your husband needs to step it up.

I think your best solution is to run naked ;)

We say it because saying "we want to loose weight" would be grammatically incorrect. Duh.

Eh. Sounds just like me. You don't have depression. You just don't like how things are in your life. I hate how everyone instantly acts like dissatisfaction requires therapy and drugs. Sure some people have chemical imbalances or traumatic grief to deal with. However, most people just aren't happy with their lives. The…

This kind of talk about my baby's mamma is not warranted.

why do all my new friendships lead to restraining orders? *sigh*

*clicks the door closed* My, what nice big eyes you have...

If you let me stuff the fetus and put it on the mantle, I'll stay.

Wow wow wow... are you trying to suggest that someone doesn't like me? wtf? is it you? are you saying it's you? I think you just said that you hate me. This is not the right forum for this discussion. Why couldn't you send this to me by private message? Are you aborting our baby?

I'm confused, since when has Abercrombie been cool? In my history, the people that wear those clothes are the ones attempting to be cool because they believe the commercials that it is. I have always assigned their brand with "douche".

All I know is that a friend of mine who was the head chemist for a variety of companies, including Pepsi and various pharmaceutical companies, says sucralose (Splenda) and aspartame are both extremely bad for your body. He even got into it with the chemists from Splenda at a conference. The guy's a world class biochemist…

That's fine. I love your musky scent ;)

lol I think I rather taste sugar than have my body eat sucralose.

Maybe we should have a fat tax?

Alright, so you quoted the huffington post which is as laughable as they come and for the most part a bunch of websites made by crazy people pushing their agendas. Props to the credible new sources you chose. Secondly, SOME of what the sites say is true, however, it's taken out of context. I again emphasize the same thing…

I get this reaction from girls every time I take them home and undress. I don't get it.

Obviously you don't even understand PETA's mission. Try doing a little research.

I agree with most of what you said. People are just overly sensitive. Every time I heard the word "bully", I cringe now. The whining is obnoxious. People want a high five for being obese. Hey, I'm fat too, but I'm not proud of it. I want to be healthier and fit. As for the PETA thing, I think they sell sexy bodies because…

1. I agree. Even Jesus is pro-carbs 2. I agree. Her problem is that she didn't have fish with her bread. 3. Why are you always telling people to put on clothes? Naked is much better.

This one sucks. I tried it multiple times with different answers and it gave the same results.

That's going to be a lot of *kitten*...

2 weeks of extreme sports and sightseeing in Iceland

*in for the big bewbs*

I've been sporting the Chaplin 'stache for months. Is this why everyone spits on me?

Unless you already have bad knees, then squats can make it worse.