TheWiseCat

haha you totally missed my joke...

I love a girl that talks dirty. I want all up in your cans. Aluminum or steel?

I keep the spam cans to use in my found-art projects that I sell on ebay.

I don't plan to break into your house in the middle of the night and steal all of the cans you own... but for the record, does your door open inwards or outwards?

And stay away from my potted meat cans. They are worth 3x as much cuz they so big!

I see your mouth moving but no words are coming out... awkward...

Touch my can and you'll find out. It's up to you to determine if I mean my favorite can or my butt.

I feel like you are mocking my cans. Can you can it?

It's only scrap metal today. Tomorrow they come for your air conditioner. Then the next day they try to steal your electrical lines.... and electrocute themselves in the process. So really, by not wanting to shoot someone in the leg for stealing your cans, you are supporting capital punishment.

God I want this body too... in my bed....

Shoot to kill or they sue you.

I think I read about this in a book on how to raise a serial killer... I'm all for living off the land and teaching kids the same, but there's an age where kids can't properly process what they see and will develop warped perceptions despite your best efforts.

entropy

Yea it seems real hit and miss. A big part of it is also who uses the forums vs just the app. I can do a member search and find thousands of Orlando folk on here, but they just use the app for tracking.

I'm in East Orlando near Alafaya. I attend UCF.

If it's a big race at an area you are unfamiliar with, bring a cell phone. I've had people run at Disney etc and get lost easily. Nothing like running a 5k and then walking for another 2 hours getting bad directions trying to find your shuttle lol. Also, if you do bring it, bring a ziploc and put it in it. My last 5k, it…

I don't believe you. That post is definitely not written by someone who is particular about grammar.

"Please spell words correctly" w - o - r - d - s Did I win the MFP spelling contest? After all, I was the first one to spell it correctly.

Lords of Acid - I sit on acid

18 and 19 year olds have the maturity that I like ;) (Hint: physical maturity)

18-39

Sour dough bread is the bomb.

mmmmmm bacon... hey there sexy ;) *gets frying pan*

So basically if you stop eating what you want, eventually your hope will be extinguished and you will give up and accept the fate that you will never eat things you like again? Sounds motivational.

Sacrifice your first born to the God of Mars Inc. and then 3 first born lambs to the God of Nestle.

After 6 weeks on a diet, every woman looks like a strip of bacon.

That you created this thread.

I think about informational forums as being like an online dictionary. Once a question is asked and suitable accurate answers are given, it's done. That information is now there and searchable for anyone to find. If someone else has that same question, they should search for the the "word" and read what's there. That way…

And if that woman thinks she has it bad, there was a guy whose wife died of cancer and his daughter died a week later in a car accident. And if he thinks he has it bad there is a.... There is always someone that has it worse and I think it's almost obnoxious to focus on it to a degree. Your plights are still your…

I refuse to discuss the existence of other cats in the universe.