melb_alex Member

it's all about versatility and variety. We may be offered caviar everyday but pursue the fish....

hahah yes and let's not forget the popcorn!

look I am happy to drink with everyone or to make things interesting I can assess what would make you the man (and I am not talking about bourban) hahahah I kidd I kidd thanks for the banter it's 4:30 here I am off to gym baaai ;)

oooo 4 new friends to play with; thanks for my drinks! :drinker:

drink or watch a chick flick with, she sounds bubbly

nope

errrm wait wut? Have you ever had a threesome? (impending TMI Tuesday)

keep on smilin *insert southern accent*

THIS

on a bad weekend I log my calories like 45,000 haha just kidding like 3-4,000 but I always do to ensure I feel like ****e afterwards :ohwell:

very true that's what I was inferring. You can have sex without any form of emotional attachment.

lol I am as meticulous with this especially if I am getting up for gym at 5am; usually 5 alarms will do. Then I lay there ensuring all silent functions are not activated, go through settings etc and switch the little click on and off hahah

haha I have this too especially my mirrored closet door or if I have been using my ghd I check a million times that I turned it off before I do anything. my worst is cleanliness though (unless in a massive rush) and not the kind where everything is immaculate if anything is left out it bugs the hell out of me (on the…

This

"You guys can hug without there being any malice" I think you meant intention here ... Women and men can be friends absolutely despite outside influences implying you can be anything but. As you know his characteristics and behaviours with other women, he has probably exhausted or simply bored with outside options and his…

I think communication is evident and imperative, equality when it comes to monogamy and up front honesty. Or do like me and just have a casual partner so the abovementioned aren't needed :happy:

sex everyday and then again after the gym :tongue:

This. They are the best. Is it your technique perhaps? I personally don't have much hair being white caucasian but don't like any hair ...in my special place I usually wax every now and again but do it myself; usually does the trick :) epilators errrmagad I used that once and was in so much pain and I think some of the…

hahahaha the first one wins hands downs (sorry for your experience) but the second one that's unfortunate because you hurt yourself :(

the list is endless lol but more stupid ****e than dropping weights *fell off a cross trainer * tripped over my iphone headphones when my iphone dropped off the treadmil and royally stacked it *went to train outside on my gyms balcony and went to a window thinking it was a door and tried finding a handle * ran into the…

haha this was an epic post especially the selfie bit. That song is going off over here. WHY WHY WHY I must say I do say "That's what she said" because I saw it in some movie but it was extremely comical and less premediated.

the English language is shortened because Gen Y's (or after Gen Y's) are becoming increasingly lazy and soon our vocabulary will consist of mere acronyms worst than what they conjure up now. Guy in the office just then goes what the hell is a 'me me' hahaha by the way I loved this: 2. Slut-WHY would a grown woman use this…

awwww :flowerforyou:

Lebanon

this :)

6"2 :)

incline bench press and dumb bell flys :)

haha gullible realtors Another non harmless prank would be to invite in as many cats as you possibly can :)

disagree you have amazing lips