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The Teddybears are an electro-rap group that are absolutely fantastic for a workout.

Use a lettuce leaf in lieu of a bun or tortilla. It's delicious, holds all your condiments and toppings in place, and gets some extra nutrition in for far fewer calories.

Last summer, I managed to lose a car tire minus a guinea pig; so far this year, I've lost an ostrich egg. :(

I've been bingeing on ice cream, chicken and chips, sushi, pasta, tomato mozzarella salads - anything in the house. It's disgusting. I've had a really stressful week because my new medication makes me angry all the time and gives me night terrors, my mother called, and my sister's been staying with me. I'm so certain I've…

A combination between Ursula and Belle.

Get some tortillas, brush with olive oil, salt, and cheese/spices as you prefer, and chop them up into chip-sized bites. Bake at 350 until crispy. Boom. Homemade tortilla chips. Barbeque: Rub with some BBQ sauce/paprika+brown sugar+steak sauce/ketchup before cooking. Salt and Vinegar: Again with vinegar. Sour Cream and…

Abso-friggin-lutely.

I'm sushi. And then I'm a meatball sub. Ew.

I didn't have a second bowl of pasta. I was pouring it into the pot and twice as much as I intended came out. The box had only two servings left. Another day, I might have said, "*kitten* it," and put the last three noodles in and eaten a second and third serving, but I didn't. I dumped it back and put it away. OOH! And I…

I suspect that, since carbohydrates are direct fuel, a deficit of carbs means that body fat reserves are used as fuel in higher proportions, which means higher fat loss. Plus, then there's the fact that with less carbs, less water weight can be held, so there's a greater total loss.

Eve's Apples Lingerie has a good calculator, I think. http://evesappleslingerie.com/

Pencil skirts that fit look absolutely bonkers, but they need to be of a stiff fabric - no clingy, yicky knits that give you pantyline and make you look fat. Fit and flares are also great. Hourglasses are the "perfect" body shape; be happy and celebrate that! Of course, clothes are now made on the "sexy tube" model instead…

Holy muscle tone, Batman!

^^Does squats to death.

Your body fat may be too low; I can't recall the source, but a UK doctor stated that a BF% of 13 or lower can lead to missing periods. Same with too little iron or overexercising. Start tracking your iron and make sure you get enough, cut back on exercising, and eat back your calories. Good luck!

I'm a child of divorce, and, honestly, I spend too much time in my own head. I've been mulling that question over since I was seven. Child support is supposed to include: -food -clothes -school supplies -rent -miscellaneous/incidentals In my opinion, any money left over after those are all taken care of should go into a…

This is ridiculous. Seriously? Sandwiches are inherently harmless; if you have any problems with an ingredient - gluten intolerance, lactose intolerance, etcetera - simply exclude them. Also: Creme fraiche = fresh cream. Harmless. Fleur du sel = Either straight up salt, or something equally harmless and delicious like…

I replace milk with water. It doesn't affect anything - bake time, taste, texture - and it's cheaper, as well as lower calorie and fat.

Grande sugarfree Starbucks mocha and a serving of Melba Toast. Yum… I need 300 calories! No nuts or nut products - allergies.

From my mother when I was twelve, a D cup, and being sexually harassed at school constantly: "You know, a lot of boys would love to see you naked."

Get a massage. Ballet three times a week and cheerleading twice, plus carrying a 40lb backpack - I'm sore as hell. I'm going to enjoy that rubdown.

I can /totally/ see your bits from my desk. Niiiiice. Most inappropriate thing to say when you find a relative having sex?

In moderation. I'm gonna have some ChocoLove XOXO Dark Chocolate and Candied Ginger on Thursday, when I'm near the shop that's got it.

Sounds like an adapted Quaker oatmeal cookie recipe. Check their website and make accordingly. Cookies are just as good as cake.

Calotren(never looked it up) and Life Fitness Superstore(again, never looked it up.) Weird.

Find recipes for things like you used to eat - pizza, fried chicken, burgers, macaroni and cheese, etcetera - that are healthier. Cauliflower or whole wheat crust pizzas; panko breaded chicken; lean meats with the fat squished out, or turkey or bison burgers; soy or fat free cheeses. Anything that tastes and looks the…

Lick it off of your fingers, smear it on fruit or a tortilla, eat it by the spoonful, eat it by the jar. YUM!

@xxghost: Rapunzel/Tinkerbell.

+Infinity Incredible. People are *kitten*, but to be strong enough not to let them stop you, to fight back and stay your course, is incredible. Congrats.

Sucked and tucked.