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Just google "herbalife scam" to find out. It's a MLM scam which suckers "representatives" into trying to make back the money they've lost buying into the company by pushing their friends and family into buying their products, which are sold with medically and clinically unsubstantiated claims about their efficacy. I'm…

Get lost in the woods and contract giardiasis from the ditch water you drink to survive.

Awesome work! Congratulations, and that blue t-shirt absolutely loves you. :)

Yowza! Where can I get a dress that'll make me look like that? ;)

Just today I was standing in the supermarket checkout staring at a magazine headline about dressing to "balance" big hips. No thanks! Put that tailoring emphasis right on there! In fact, I miss having a few more inches on them. Too bad we don't get to choose where we lose.

Bad kerning. Having to deal with people severely afflicted by the Dunning-Kruger effect. Unsolicited advice on how to appeal to the opposite sex, as if I'd have anything to gain by attracting someone who wasn't interested by what I'm actually like.

Nope! MFP sets fiber goals super low, and as far as health goes, if you're not experiencing any digestive problems, more is better.

Sprinting for a train or taking a few floors of stairs leaves me feeling alert and buoyant, rather than nauseated and out of it.

It's up to you, but being active, even if you're losing weight more slowly, is much better for your metabolism and overall health than staying sedentary and losing weight rapidly. I had this problem when I started doing hard workouts, but I've learned what works for me: See if you can find out what foods make you feel…

Ooh, I wanna!

I'm not proud of this, but probably Doritos. Everything else I've learned to eat in moderation, but if I become aware of a quantity of available Doritos, that is the quantity which will shortly be inside my body. The only winning move is not to play.

This is me. My God, I hate running outdoors during the day. As if it weren't enough that the scenery is tedious and every passing car or pedestrian makes me conscious of my laborious gait and flailing muppet limbs, it seems like every other time I go out, some imbecile has to honk (completely unnecessarily, not in warning)…

I have no idea why this never occurred to me. Goal reset!

I was wearing 36DD at the beginning of the year, and I'm sitting here now in a 32F(32DDD), which suggests that while my ribcage measurement has gone down, I probably still have approximately the same amount of breast tissue. It's hard to say for certain, though, since I got rid of the old bras, and I'm almost certain they…