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Guilty as charged.
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He was a little sketchy and always yelling about how messy the house was. "PICKITUP PICKITUPPICKITUUUUUUP!" Yeah, dude. I got it. I won't leave my laundry on the floor anymore. Jeesh.
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She wouldn't break up with huertia.
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I didn't have the cash to cover it, so I had to work it off. I started as the dishwasher, but now I'm the weeknight manager. Come back and I'll buy you a drink!
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I was excited because she said she liked to kiss, but she meant Keep It Simple, Stupid.
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Everything was sunshine and rainbows.
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She was already with someone :'(
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She kept setting me on fire.
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I'm not sure. I bet it would be shocking.
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I would, but I'd totally be in it for that straight Stark cash.
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I think I have? I don't know. I'm bad at flirting.
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Felix the Clock.
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I guess I otter accept.
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I'd accept out of fear that Robin Lehner would beat me up.
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Nice?
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I'd like to think Noah and I would be a formidable tag team...
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Can you wrestle a cat? I don't know. I think I'd lose.
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Not unless she brought her whole crew. If they all show up, there might not be room!
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banananananananana Bat Minion!
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Spread the love!
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Spin this way.
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Queen of the everything.
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I have not.
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*sigh* No, I have not. :(
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I have not.
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Fist bump (don't break my hand, plz)
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I'll have to pass.
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NTM.
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Of course - if for no other reason, to be blanketed in stars.
