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You're correct. Nothing can replace me.

Hi, my name is Bacon and I am the greatest parent ever for dressing my kids like they are in my profile pic.

But does she eat bacon?

You can't get pregnant if you don't have a uterus. Hysterectomy for everyone!

I make my own pasta out of bacon.

Your quads would make fabulous ear muffs.

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/groups/home/10118-eat-train-progress Go here ^^^ Read all the info and benefit.

Stronglifts.com check it out and don't be afraid to go heavy. Be surprised and enjoy :)

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With my ex husband, I used to say I could go for long stretches without sex. Didn't really seem like a priority, even early on when we were newly in love and all that jazz. With my boyfriend now, hot dayum I need it all the time. Not sure if it's because I'm nearing that sexual prime thing, I'm more sexually attracted to…

Crap! I forgot about the H2O.

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/918054-what-is-your-excuse-pics-included?hl=what%27s+your+excuse+pics+included Make it a priority and you will find time. Get up earlier.

All food is toxic. Just stick to water.

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I count saliva as water intake. The way to measure this is simple. You just have to spit into a bottle that has ounces measured for you on the side. Once you reach an ounce, consume to your heart's content. You're welcome.

I have a taser gun.

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In for all the awesomeness.

Stronglifts 5x5 is a great place to start. Go heavy, be surprised, and love your body.

Your cat looks a lot like the one I just got recently. If it is, I'm sorry, but my daughter is in love with it and I will not give it back.

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Indiana Kitchen

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=nutrition+information+for+14+inch+imo+pizza

Just add bacon.

'Bout time!

I have bacon.