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Sex is the other answer.

Catching Unreported Nuclear Threats

Worst food known to man.

Give me a U!!

I don't even track sugar. Don't worry about sugar from fruit. As long as you are remaining at a reasonable calorie deficit, you will lose weight. Unless there is some other reason you are tracking sugar; like a medical reason.

And they always eat all of the good snacks out of the break room.

A piece of bacon.

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I want the kind that follows me around and catches every hair that falls out of my head and uses it to make a hair piece for the doll that has an exact replica of my entire body.

And I repeat...I'm low maintenance, I'm naturally beautiful. My milkshake brings all the boys to they yard. So there.

I'm low maintenance, I'm naturally beautiful. My milkshake brings all the boys to they yard. So there.

You, I :heart: you!

Because he's a d!ck.

lick

Baconhulk smash!

Quit being lazy and just go yourself.

I count saliva as water. It's interesting trying to measure that but once you've done it long enough you it gets easier. I used to measure water teaspoon by teaspoon and see how it felt in my mouth. Then I would make sure to save up the amount of saliva it took to make a teaspoon and then swallow. That way I was as…

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Because bacon.

Truly amazing work!

No, I'm afraid my uterus will fall out.

QFT

Meh

Ok, but only because I was going to do that anyway.

Has anyone noticed how bulky she is?

You can't tell me what to do.

If I ever get pregnant again, I hope to be lifting through the entire thing as long as the Dr. isn't an idiot and gives me the go-ahead.

You put the pound of bacon in the frying pan, fry until chewy yet cripsy, enjoy over/under something, by itself, dipped in ice cream, and/or covered in chocolate.