Perplexities Member

. Steve, is that you? It's Carl man..

Going by his last 67 posts, Section, 97.407 White knighting within city limits, without a visible neckbeard.

Redlight, District, Diva

Insightful, educated, datass

Impressive. I am a bodyguard.

Thick, solid, tight

I cringed.

Has it's shots.

Bring the troops home, Obama....

Someone who doesn't think small people are generally cute, but views his/herself as the exception, being both small and also cute. Which is why you emphasized you're small but cute in your username. It's Tom Cruise.

Is a cute cat.

Strong professionalism.

Red velvet cake.

Armani Code residue.

Since I've returned I guess I'll settle this... Sigh. ITT: women get upset they're not mommies or are otherwise upset by the fact that their username, whatever it may be +mommy or 'wifey' was already taken by a more internet savvy individual. Thus they feel the need to create or comment in this thread, telling all of us…

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ITT. Women get irate you're stealing their attention, and pretend they disprove of your otherwise humerous and "Catchy" title. (That's the point of a title) Beta Men Agree with Irate women, pretending to dissaprove in hopes of being able to procreate with said Irate female specimens and pass on their Beta Genes. Sorry op,…

Lol.

A macbook, so she can have 4 apple products that all do roughly the same thing. It's the only way, OP. Stay Safe.

Lol, I bet it's like the sierra.

Please go.

If you can't grasp that concept and this isn't an attention thread. then.. Lol, just lol..

The small, fitting kind.