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wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum &…
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Sounds odd that she was crying before you woke up if they were planning on getting it on, and he wasn't trying anything. You never found out what happened? Hopefully the guy didn't go on to rape anyone, if she was actually telling the truth. Didn't realize from your first post he was in your house, sounds like you did the…
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So in all likelihood the cab driver was trying to collect his cab fare from your cousins "unstable" girlfriend, and you pulled a shotgun on him. Armed robbery, how bad *kitten*.
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This happened.
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No shots. Would convince both to come home with me together/10.
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Only person ITT that isn't a potato.
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looks like OP's friend just found the thread.
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I found OP's post on another forum.. Making threads on multiple forums for attention.. not cool OP. http://i.imgur.com/56y7Q.png
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Update: OP sent the guy another ":p" face after he made an inappropriate comment, again. OP's friend assumed that meant he was going to get laid, again. OP's friend shows up at OP's house, OP wasn't as receptive to him as he had planned.. OP's friend asks OP if his new Cologne smells anything like Chloroform.. OP responds:…
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You'll be fine, you sound young. Delete her number if you can't control yourself though.
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See some bedroom acrobats.
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I've already seen your old avi. Wasn't impressed with him/10
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See this. http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1129086-no-shave-november
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I'm guessing you want to be a teacher, so a teacher then.
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Good job. Italian/British
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I curl in the squat rack.
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you have 42 years of sandwich making experience, and I like that.
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amputate the limb if he was bitten on a limb and I had a serrated instrument handy. Otherwise I'd kill him, before he turned, and risked infecting someone else.
