tehboxingkitteh Member

I ised to sell sex toys. I have stories for days..

Kevin, you can come strip for me. I'll have an "undone and redo this sh[/i]it right" party for all the ladies here... I know how to do it right the first time around.

I've dated shorter guys for the last 8 years. The last two claimed to be 5'11", but I was clearly taller than them (I'm only 5'10"). I used to date only taller guys. It was nice wearing my pretty shoes out on dates.

I heart both of you. Also, I haven't dated a taller man in 8 years. I miss wearing heels out on dates.

At my friend's bridal shower, I snuck in a few wrapped, unmarked presents, in inconspicuous boxes. I threw them in the middle of the pile. And waited. Halfway through opening gifts, she grabbed the three boxes. All wrapped the same. Different sizes. No card. First one had a *kitten* in it. Second one had lingere in it.…

+1 Boobs and tattoos help.

I was expecting her to hit her chin. Much better ending. Bravo.

I just look for places to stick irrelevant cat gifs...

+1 I have an allergy to perfumes, so if he is wearing something and I touch his skin, there's a good chance I'm going to get all itchy or break out into hives. Srs.

I only date single moms.

Please let me be the photographer.

I'd go with defiant.

Can I donate money to a fund so that they can keep their shirts off? I'm certain there's a science experiment somewhere in dire need of funding...

I just need a garage and a smile... those abs are a bonus.

OP also disagrees with selfies in the car.

I moved 120 miles away from my friends that would normally go shopping with me. My bad for taking fitting room selfies to send to them so that they could help me decide what looked good because they're so "immoral." Oh, and I only spent a whole lot of money on an entire new wardrobe because none of my clothes fit after…

Waffles and bacon.

It'll be okay, baby girl.

<<< you don't like my horrific kitteh picture?! I worked hard to be able to DL that. *sad kitteh*

It puts the lotion on the skin... Wait, I think I'm in the wrong thread... *whistles innocently*

OP, you're adorable. Your pooch is barely noticeable, and if that's your only flaw, could you learn to live with it if nothing worked?

Bump...

Whoa. Science.

My talk-to-text is pretty commical. I need a better option.

Is there a way to text so I get longer muscles in my fingers? Because I like those long, lean muscles.

What if we're here actively looking for sex? Are we out? Also, do you discriminate against the creeps?

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^^^this Not even dating a month?! Come back when you've been dating for 2 years and your best friend tells you he's in love with you.