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Cause guurrrlll, lower the blinds, lock the door, fire up the smoke machine and put on the heels cause I know exactly what you need...

ahviendha...is, is, that a....ear cleaner??

Nope..some contents from Helen's (mom) fridge and my fridge..Okay maybe I was a bit dramatic, the waffles were a bit freezer burned, annnd maybe the angles did not sing but I sang..

What part of my brain do I need to stab with a pencil to get that song out of my head???

I just had a piece of fried chicken suspended in warm maple syrup and the only thing keeping the maple goodness in was it was smashed between two waffles..A fried chicken and waffle sandwich. I heard the angels sing

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