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But... how else will he know how much she loves him? Related side-note... rabbit stew = delicious.

So... wouldn't that require him to carry a scale to each first date? Does water-weight count?

Girls say the same thing to me, constantly. ;)

Listen to Uncle Hitman for a sec... I'm about to share a painful, cold reality with you... Generally speaking, physically attractive, well educated women with great personalities, athletic bodies and expansive personal interests... don't need dating services to find dates. Dates already found them. A lot. Sorry to ruin…

Vegan vampires. Ponder.

You like gorillas?

Is anyone surprised? Really?

A guy who just walked into a house, and wonders why Chris Hansen from To Catch a Predator is asking him to "Have a seat.. right over there..."

True. My wife hates it when I date other people.