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You are posting because you want support for your position, but your position is that you don't want support. I love irony.

Dopey me, I thought this was a recipe thread. First, foil the telemarketer just as you would foil a potato. Then use a fork to punch holes in the telemarketer. Pre-heat the oven to 375 degrees F. Bake for 45 minutes. Use an internal thermometer to see if the telemarketer is at 175 degrees or more. If not, bake for 10 more…

I tell them that I cut my hair. If they insist that it is more than that, I reply that I also shaved my beard so my face looks thinner.

Caesar Millan did a great job with Cartman.

Nope. WHo is your celebrity crush?

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It looks like the majority of your calories are from carbs. You get more calories from sugar than you get from protein. I would never be able to stick to that diet. I try to make my carbs equal my protein at each meal. If my carbs get too high, I start having cravings. If my sugar in particular gets too high, the cravings…

"Handsome_1 does not have any friends yet." That is so sad.

Rock breaks scissors every day. Paper covers rock every day. Scissors cut paper every day.

Send them to me. I'll eat them.

Please fill out your profile. People tend to send Friend requests to people with whom they have things in common. All we know about you is that you live in Las Vegas and that you gained weight when you fell in love.

I just cut them into 2.5 ounce pieces, wrap each piece in aluminum foil, and bake them. Then I toss them all into a ziploc bag in the refrigerator. I eat one piece cold each day at lunch. Because they are only 2.5 ounces, they don't give me a lot of calories, but they sure give me a lot of great taste. Sweet potatoes are…

You evaluate your exercise based on how many calories you burn per minute.

If you cut Fat and Carb, you have only Protein left. So a low-carb low-fat diet would pretty much be an all-protein diet. There are only a few foods that are all protein, so you would end up eating the same three or four things all the time.

I ate a monster sub today. It had around 14 million calories. The worst part is that half of it is bread, so I will have cravings for 3 days before I get them back under control.

Huh. All of you who thought you were fat? I never thought that I was fat until I was Obese Phase II. Nonetheless, I would smack the skinny me around and tell me not to let myself get fat!

Kudos to the North American teams in their quest to win 2 of the 3 hockey medals!

When I was a little kid, I asked my aunt when she was due. She was not due. She basically said what you said: "I'm not pregnant, you jerk." My relationship with my aunt was never good after that. I always thought she was the jerk for shouting at a little kid who asked a perfectly innocent question.

Oh, you are asking a QUESTION. I thought you were giving us an ORDER: Go to Snacks. Go directly to Snacks. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Silly me.

I remember my 40s. No wait, I don't. (Sigh)

In 6 months time, I also did not get sick, and my weight reduction goes great. However, I never drank warm lemon juice, or cold lemon juice, or any kind of lemon juice. So your science has 1 observation, and my science has 1 observation. This looks like a scientific controversy.

Elves come into my apartment at night, eat food, and repaint the marks on my scale. I heard them scampering about one night. The next day, I threw away all of the leftovers in the fridge, so the elves would have nothing to snack on. Within a few days, the elves quit visiting me so the scale repainting ended. That's when…

Wrap it in bacon. Top it with cheese. Yummy! You are on a bulk cycle, right? It might be different on a cut cycle! LOL

This looks like Newtonian Dating. This relationship seems to be based solely on inertia.

Open your diary. Are you eating tiny little burgers, or big half pounders? Are you drinking lite beer are heavy beer? There is too much info missing. But what I read looks like your 3 days of 1200 are completely wiped out by your 4 days of 3500.

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I just watched a movie filled with special effects about a princess who was a supermodel and a lawyer (and also a secret agent). It could have been based on you -- except for the secret agent part. Then again, you probably couldn't say you wanted to be a secret agent, because that would spoil the secret. Maybe the movie…

Current: Logistics Coordination Dream: Court Intellectual

I have an ad for Toe Fungus. That does an amazingly good job of suppressing my appetite!

Your numbers for white beans are probably wrong. You only show 0.5 carb but 4.5 fiber. Fiber is a sub-set of carb, so your total carb has to be greater than or equal to your fiber. It looks like, for approx equal calories, one bean has more fiber than the other. See how that fits into your macros. Getting extra fiber is…