jaggerhawks Member

Pants that sag and make the location of your behind appear questionably low. Ridiculously high heels...If you can't walk in them properly, why wear them? Also, there is absolutely nothing wrong with a onesie.

Hahah sorry bro..

Sky diving, though it's relatively safe and the percentages were in my favor Edit: disregard, no sky diving done in car. lol

I have never in my life seen someone who actually resembled a square, inverted triangle, or pear. You are shaped like a human.

That's pretty generous..I'm thinking pre-school

This thread is the epitome of sad.

LOLwut. That's irrelevant. You put in your temporary goal based on your calorie goal (which you can easily calculate) and use the macros.

A girl who recognizes the greatness of Zyzz... Mind blown

Of course he has the same tattoo...I got it as partially as a tribute to him fool. Edit: Ah of course, you edited your original post. Coward.

She madd

Lmao...I can't even. Losing and gaining weight is a science, and it all comes down to calories. Yes, you were eating too many calories, and the only way to get fat is to eat a lot of food ie more than your body needs. This post is ridiculous.

Contributing with an example of one of my degenerate tattoos

Lol degenerate checkin in ;)

That's quite the outfit...it suits you very well.

Well it's clear abs can be visible without targeting them directly. However, your concern seems to be referring to having a strong core rather than just visible abs that come with low body fat. Thing is, you can easily gain a strong core without specific ab moves. Squats and deads, planks, and everything full body engages…

I'm don't think this is what you're looking for, but my daily morning smoothie: 3 bananas 2 cups of almond milk 4 tbs almond butter 1/2 cup of oats 2 scoops of whey protein. 1120 delicious calories :laugh:

I put it in a blender and drink it. Seriously.

Haha..happens to be my life motto ;)

No, I don't. I find them a waste of time so I don't regularly do core targeting exercises. And my abs are doing just fine.

Pls go Men are shallow dogs though. If you're cute they'll jump in to help, but if not they might stand back. I'm not one of them, just being honest lol

Yes, forget. People are human. U even lift?

I have seen just as many women forget to re-rack their weights in the gym.

Ehh, he's just socially awkward. I guess he was trying to help in his own way.

demonstrate how to do calves

Strong this.

...da fuark?

Well there's an obvious correlation between your post and your age, which is why people are pointing it out.

I was unbelievably high the night of my prom...went anyway. Those were the days.

Is this a serious question? OP is still in high school...never mind.

Most positive post on mfp, keep it up ;)