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^thanks noob noob. This guy gets it.

THEY'REEEEEEE ALright I guess.

That she turned out to be a catfish.

He left his trash on his seat in the theater.

Make another thread?

The debate forum is a dangerous place.

Sorry, on my way!

They track ip addresses so if you make a new account they'll find you and ban you again.

Free Gnothi

I had a wicked Charlie horse this morning while stretching in bed.

Sarcasm requires irony.

I lurk r/braincels when I want to lose faith in humanity.

Thanks captain obvious. Was replying to the picture.

So does my Fiat if I dropped it out of a plane.

Men who expect a relationship just because they were nice to a woman.

Use the word cray cray.

Maybe I'll wait until it gains 2 ounces and dump it.

This literally kills me.

But my apple fritter will never get old, I'll wrap it in plastic to keep it fresh. Even if it does get old, I'll still eat it, I was just joking about liking it fresh.

Not on mfp, it isn't.

It was my apple fritter comment that pushed him over the edge wasn't it? #Allpastriesarebeautiful.

Losing that many socks is serious business. You have a serial killer on your hands.

*washer. And yes, possibly. Or in the pump.

It's technically possible for the washing machine to eat socks. For front loaders, it might get lodged just underneath the rubber water seal; for top loaders, the sock could sneak into the crevice between the inner and outer drums as a result of overloading the appliance, then get snagged in the water drain or pump. It’s…

There's nothing wrong with garbage cookies. Sure a fresh baked made from scratch cookie is better, but sometimes you just have a hankering for that double stuffed childhood memory sandwich dunked in cold milk until the bubbles stop and your fingers are numb.

She could have been having a bad day.

Is this the doctor still that doesn't like boobs?