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Cream puffs
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You might want to lay down for this...
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This happened 5 years ago.
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DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?!
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Is that medical lettuce ma'am?
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You monster.
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I read this as bread. I want carbs.
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Do you ever sing the cops theme song while you're on duty?
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Water and electric is a good deal. Turn the air as low as you want and take hour long showers. Make them regret including utilities.
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Utilities included usually means the landlord pays the utilities, but depending on how high your rent is you're probably paying for them anyways.
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Someone honking usually gets a middle finger from me.
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Thunderstorms are only nice if you have no place to be. Having to be out and driving in it sucks.
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Melbourne Florida or Melbourne Australia?
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That sounds awful. Don't do that.
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Could be water retention from excess carbs.
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You sound like a guy I met on Match.
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Shipt
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Would be better if it was payday.
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Come back. We need you :'(
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