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What you're saying?

I know cheap when I see it.

In reality we'd all be dead in a few minutes cause we were looking at selfies on mfp.

Grab my family and hijack a cruise ship. Those suckers are loaded with food and zombies can't swim.

Shave the rooster.

Probably not where you were looking.

The Blue Waffle

Smash.

Sounds like she already wants to back out by thinking it was only a few blocks, so just say nope a few miles and cross your fingers she'll drop it.

Have you changed your opinion on poptarts?

I tried to upload a picture a pic from snapchat but it failed to upload, so I changed its location in my phone and it worked.

Oh in that case tell her you're 115.

I'm glad my state doesn't have our weights on our licenses.

Monday's suck nards.

Sunday is for cleaning and meal prep.

HAE passive aggressively held a door open for someone that's just a little too far away just to see them run?

The underboob sweat is ridiculous.

First the selfie thread and now this?!

Floridian. I can't remember which hurricane it was, but pretty sure it was one of the 4 we had during 2004. During the hurricane, we had a 100+ foot pine tree that's soil was just too saturated after so much rain, so it fell over. Luckily not onto the house, but onto another 100+ foot pine tree. Also luckily it didn't push…

Nope. I work out in the morning without eating and eat protein and carbs within an hour after.

Sounds like a fart.

The lizard room.

Meh

I found him! He's got lots of requirements though.

Mine always forget the honey mustard.