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Yeet - Nelson Mandela
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Rev provided said wiener.
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I've spread butter with a spoon because all my knives were dirty.
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I can't find the energy to get down stairs and to the dumpster to throw my trash away. It gets pretty ripe.
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I can't stand the consistency of nut milk, any kind. I've legit had to spit it out before.
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Aww that's sweet. Y'all should take a selfie! Would be a great memory.
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Heaviest I flew was around 250. I needed an extender on the first flight but not the next one. You won't need a second seat but it's good you'll be next to your kid since you won't have to worry about spilling.
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I mean, depends on who you're talking to.
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Flirt with strangers on mfp. Passes the time.
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Myself
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6. Sit on top of your dryer. Trust me.
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Plaid brief period panties. The one's you don't care about getting blood on.
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1 chipotle burrito and the family sized bag of chips. Extra guac.
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You sound mad. Maybe you should eat some bread.
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Well damn. I have rookie numbers compared to you.
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My cat will be 20 years old next week so I've had a lot of time to think about this. I don't want to bury him because I hate the thought of leaving him there when I move. He'll be cremated. The urn I'm thinking of costs about $75. His ashes will be mixed with mine when I die and be released at the beach. May seem over the…
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Nothing to admire. I have rosacea and I live in Florida, so my skin double hates me even if I have nothing on it lol. Add makeup and I've sweat it all off by 10am and I'm breaking out for a month.
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Kitten filter
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Could be worse. You could have been the guy who had to call my coworker telling her the 2 week vacation she booked a year ago to the Danube is cancelled because the river is too low. Many tears were shed.
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I steal all the cream puffs.
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Been here for 5 years and lost my will to live.
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Jif.
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Do you have any under armor coupons?
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I need a tylenol after reading this.
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Those were supposed to be a surprise you *kitten*. We had a cake for them to pop out of and everything jeez.
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Computers will crash and nuclear weapons will launch.
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HCG diet. Take these drops and you'll lose a pound a day. Oh also eat only 500 calories. I never tried it but my friend was going to. I strongly advised her against it but was told to *kitten* off. Whatever.
