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I'd rather sleep an extra 30 minutes than wake up early to wash my hair. Ponytail again today.
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"No." -- signed, my knees
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Yeet - Nelson Mandela
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Rev provided said wiener.
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I've spread butter with a spoon because all my knives were dirty.
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I can't find the energy to get down stairs and to the dumpster to throw my trash away. It gets pretty ripe.
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I can't stand the consistency of nut milk, any kind. I've legit had to spit it out before.
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Aww that's sweet. Y'all should take a selfie! Would be a great memory.
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Heaviest I flew was around 250. I needed an extender on the first flight but not the next one. You won't need a second seat but it's good you'll be next to your kid since you won't have to worry about spilling.
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I mean, depends on who you're talking to.
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Flirt with strangers on mfp. Passes the time.
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Myself
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6. Sit on top of your dryer. Trust me.
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Plaid brief period panties. The one's you don't care about getting blood on.
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1 chipotle burrito and the family sized bag of chips. Extra guac.
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You sound mad. Maybe you should eat some bread.
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Well damn. I have rookie numbers compared to you.
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My cat will be 20 years old next week so I've had a lot of time to think about this. I don't want to bury him because I hate the thought of leaving him there when I move. He'll be cremated. The urn I'm thinking of costs about $75. His ashes will be mixed with mine when I die and be released at the beach. May seem over the…
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Nothing to admire. I have rosacea and I live in Florida, so my skin double hates me even if I have nothing on it lol. Add makeup and I've sweat it all off by 10am and I'm breaking out for a month.
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