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  • LAMPREY LARRY!!! Open mouth. Stick tongue out. Move tongue around in more-or-less circular motion. Press entire face-hole to my lips, as if this is somehow sexy. Then tells me he has special massage oils from Indonesia. He was ~60 and handsy. I found myself hoping to get pulled over by the cops driving to the restaurant,…
    in Worst kiss you ever had? Comment by mortaine December 2013
  • " If I do that for a whole year, I'll still be over four hundred pounds, and I feel like I will die before I can make any real difference in my life." Ah, but see: if you do that for a whole year, you will be UNDER five hundred pounds! But more importantly than what your body is shaped like is what it can do. Can you walk?…
    in Is it too late? Comment by mortaine October 2013
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