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Would I date a Philipino boxer who only where shirts with painted-on muscles on them? If I were into dudes, no. But I have a feeling he'd be the kind of guy to make me date him.
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Tony Danza or Harry Belafonte, if kids or women are around. If I'm around friends or relatives, I'm really not sure what'll come out. But exceptions to the rule are pain: something falls on my foot or I stub a toe or I bang a finger, then I scream and curse, as all healthy people should.
